choffer Posted January 7, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2021 25 minutes ago, Genie said: I tried the balls out method once, it was horrible. Scrotum+zip=unimaginable pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 26 minutes ago, choffer said: Scrotum+zip=unimaginable pain. If you trap them in the zipper, that's your fault, not the process. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: "Side on..." "...Side on, bring it in!" Pilky taught me that That's it mate. I couldn't remember it, brilliant. It was such an in depth look at CB radio I forgot that bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Just been told I'm home office until at least the 31st Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 On 06/01/2021 at 13:54, Follyfoot said: I have mentioned this before and it is not for the faint hearted. After going to the toilet, get in the shower, take the end off the hose, bend down and insert the end ever so slightly into you bum hole and turn on the cold tap. You can slowly feel your bowel fill and at that point remover said hose, bend as the knees slightly, gravity will then take hold of the situation resulting in a total clear out of anything still lurking after you original movement along with the water applied. Then shower head back on and quickly perform a wash and wipe down and good to go. Always make sure you wash away any thing lurking on the shower tray as not to offend another family member or partner. This takes anal hygiene to a God like level But the diameter of the water hose is not for the faint hearted. Its has to be as wide as King Kong's thumb. Its a big ask pushing that past my balloon knot of an anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Closing threads just when it was getting good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted January 7, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: If you trap them in the zipper, that's your fault, not the process. What can I say? Some of us have more to deal with than others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 7, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2021 18 minutes ago, stuart_75 said: But the diameter of the water hose is not for the faint hearted. Its has to be as wide as King Kong's thumb. Its a big ask pushing that past my balloon knot of an anus. You would think so but not that bad, it’s the diameter of about a medium finger, maybe a tad easier for me after all these years of what the missus does at the point of no return? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seat68 Posted January 7, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 7, 2021 14 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: You would think so but not that bad, it’s the diameter of about a medium finger, maybe a tad easier for me after all these years of what the missus does at the point of no return? 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 7, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, Seat68 said: PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 7, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 7, 2021 On 06/01/2021 at 13:54, Follyfoot said: I have mentioned this before and it is not for the faint hearted. After going to the toilet, get in the shower, take the end off the hose, bend down and insert the end ever so slightly into you bum hole and turn on the cold tap. You can slowly feel your bowel fill and at that point remover said hose, bend as the knees slightly, gravity will then take hold of the situation resulting in a total clear out of anything still lurking after you original movement along with the water applied. Then shower head back on and quickly perform a wash and wipe down and good to go. Always make sure you wash away any thing lurking on the shower tray as not to offend another family member or partner. This takes anal hygiene to a God like level Sounds like a sure way to catch a case of Folly foot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 7, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2021 Ping goes the Mrs phone, its her Mum, apparently the clapping starts again tonight Oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 The BBC homepage having a photo of VP on it. Of the exterior of the North Stand. It's like having a photo of the soles of Scarlett Johansson's feet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 14 minutes ago, Davkaus said: It's like having a photo of the soles of Scarlett Johansson's feet. hey, some people are into Brutalist architecture. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 7, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2021 17 minutes ago, Davkaus said: It's like having a photo of the soles of Scarlett Johansson's feet. Still would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 38 minutes ago, Davkaus said: It's like having a photo of the soles of Scarlett Johansson's feet. Go on... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 hours ago, a m ole said: hey, some people are into Brutalist architecture. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 8, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2021 11 hours ago, chrisp65 said: You want to be careful, some people but will be photoshopping gravy on that before the end of the day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 14 hours ago, chrisp65 said: I'd love to work there .. When i think of brutal architecture, I think more of the library in Kosovo , possibly the ugliest building i've ever visited 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 I always think of Bangladesh's parliament building, the best parliament building in the world: Check the inside!: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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