Follyfoot Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 Just now, sidcow said: Breaker on the side Hit your high, what's your 20 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Hit your high, what's your 20 ? Sorry, not up for an eyeball. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 22 minutes ago, It's Your Round said: If you’re keeping your hand in, you’re definitely doing it wrong. Sorry, I'm just trying to stop the smear campaign. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 minute ago, sidcow said: Sorry, not up for an eyeball. What's the one if someone is listening but not saying anything. My mate had one but wouldn't let me have a laugh on it cus it could be tracked by the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: I have mentioned this before and it is not for the faint hearted. After going to the toilet, get in the shower, take the end off the hose, bend down and insert the end ever so slightly into you bum hole and turn on the cold tap. You can slowly feel your bowel fill and at that point remover said hose, bend as the knees slightly, gravity will then take hold of the situation resulting in a total clear out of anything still lurking after you original movement along with the water applied. Then shower head back on and quickly perform a wash and wipe down and good to go. Always make sure you wash away any thing lurking on the shower tray as not to offend another family member or partner. This takes anal hygiene to a God like level 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Just now, sidcow said: 12 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: I have mentioned this before and it is not for the faint hearted. After going to the toilet, get in the shower, take the end off the hose, bend down and insert the end ever so slightly into you bum hole and turn on the cold tap. You can slowly feel your bowel fill and at that point remover said hose, bend as the knees slightly, gravity will then take hold of the situation resulting in a total clear out of anything still lurking after you original movement along with the water applied. Then shower head back on and quickly perform a wash and wipe down and good to go. Always make sure you wash away any thing lurking on the shower tray as not to offend another family member or partner. This takes anal hygiene to a God like level "This takes anal hygiene to a God like level" But trench foot as a side effect. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: What's the one if someone is listening but not saying anything. My mate had one but wouldn't let me have a laugh on it cus it could be tracked by the police. I think that's called Marriage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Just now, sidcow said: I think that's called Marriage. Gold star for that. Funny man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: What's the one if someone is listening but not saying anything. My mate had one but wouldn't let me have a laugh on it cus it could be tracked by the police. can not quite remember, will get my ears on and ask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 Just now, Follyfoot said: can not quite remember, will get my ears on and ask Sandbagging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 15 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Sandbagging? Teabagging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Follyfoot said: I have mentioned this before and it is not for the faint hearted. After going to the toilet, get in the shower, take the end off the hose, bend down and insert the end ever so slightly into you bum hole and turn on the cold tap. You can slowly feel your bowel fill and at that point remover said hose, bend as the knees slightly, gravity will then take hold of the situation resulting in a total clear out of anything still lurking after you original movement along with the water applied. Then shower head back on and quickly perform a wash and wipe down and good to go. Always make sure you wash away any thing lurking on the shower tray as not to offend another family member or partner. This takes anal hygiene to a God like level Unfortunately I don't have that option when i'm bending one out in the Lidl toilet in Lichfield. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 Just now, Xela said: Unfortunately I don't have that option when i'm bending one out in the Lidl toilet in Lichfield. The new one up from the doctor Johnson? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 6, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 6, 2021 7 hours ago, Seat68 said: This is not an accepted practice. Some might try to normalise it, never let them. It's Bum Gravy innit (*In fact Bum Gravy is now the name for my side project, a Techno and Western band) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Talking of gravy , had some lovely stuff for dinner. It was the best part of a lamb dinner, and lamb is my favourite meat, so the gravy must have been good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Talking of gravy , had some lovely stuff for dinner. It was the best part of a lamb dinner, and lamb is my favourite meat, so the gravy must have been good. That sounds right. Gravy. Lamb dinner. Its accepted. Its normal. Fish though..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Seat68 said: That sounds right. Gravy. Lamb dinner. Its accepted. Its normal. Fish though..... Fish in batter, gravy is acceptable, but that’s it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 6, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Fish in batter, gravy is acceptable, but that’s it. We've got ourselves another one of them freaks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Just now, bickster said: We've got ourselves another one of them freaks Not saying I have it often, but rarely I will have gravy on battered fish and it’s nice. Let’s face it, gravy is nice on anything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted January 6, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Rugeley Villa said: Let’s face it, gravy is nice on anything. Truth, brother 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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