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Stevo985

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    General Chat

    It's just two burgers with an extra bit of bread. Plus a minging pickle Rubbish. It wouldn't even be in my top 10 sandwiches at McDonalds.
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    Crypto currency

    TOMO is flying now. That and Credist are my favourite prospects at the moment. Just wish I had more spare to put into both.
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    Villa Kit 2018-19

    I hope, for Luke's sake, that his kits are nothing like the above.
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    WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk.

    Please tell me you saw the recent posts in here and thought "Oh I've got a great one!"
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    WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk.

    A Haiku: funeral takes place a widow and man converse wordplay then occurs
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    WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk.

    There's this funeral, right, and the widow is crying. Un hombre pregunta "¿puedo decir algo?" And the widow says "yes, of course" El hombre le sevanta y dice "muy poco" The widow turns to him and says "thank you for trying, but that means very little"
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    Things that piss you off that shouldn't

    Yep exactly my approach. If I need to stay late to get something done then I will. I've stayed most of the night before. But I'm not checking emails at 9pm to answer requests that may or may not be there.
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    Things that piss you off that shouldn't

    This happens everywhere. It was really bad at JLR though. I once had an LL6 explicitly tell me "If you don't work long hours you don't get promoted" And it's probably true.
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    WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk.

    Oh man, that reminds me of ANOTHER funeral I was at. A man asked the widow if he could say something. She said "not you as well?! **** get on with it then" The man stood up and said "Something" As he sat back down, the widow turned to him and said "Thanks, that means more to me than anything"
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    Things that piss you off that shouldn't

    I think part of the issue here is that I work with a lot of people who are a level above me, and the on call nature of the job is kind of expected from them. I don't think it should be, fwiw, but that's how it is. So this director kind of assumes it should apply to me too.
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    WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk.

    It's finally happening everyone. Laps has finally had a stroke.
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    WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk.

    That reminds me of another funeral I was at. You were there and you asked the widow if you could tell a joke. She said you could. You got up and told the joke. As you sat back down, the widow turned to you and said "That's Bin Dunne you **** mongaloid"
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    WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk.

    Then there was this other funeral. The widow was meant to read something she had prepared earlier, but couldn't stop crying. A man stood up and asked her if she'd like him to read what she was trying to say instead. She nodded. The man took the paper and read "It better myself" As he sat back down the widow turned to him and said "Thanks, I couldn't have said it better myself"
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    WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk.

    Reminds me of another funeral I was at A man asked the widow if he could say a few words, she said he could, He stood up and said "De-oxygenated blood", before sitting back down again. She turned to him and said "Thanks, that came from the heart"