Popular Post Brumerican Posted January 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 6, 2021 Just now, Rugeley Villa said: No, definitely meant ethical. Even better. Not enough people ponder morality whilst cleaning their arse. Probably explains the current state of the world to be honest. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Brumerican said: Even better. Not enough people ponder morality whilst cleaning their arse. Probably explains the current state of the world to be honest. Always seen it as wiping your arse with money, so there’s definitely a moral issue there, unless I manage to rob a load of toilet roll off site in which I couldn’t give a shit then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Just now, Rugeley Villa said: Always seen it as wiping your arse with money, so there’s definitely a moral issue there, unless I manage to rob a load of toilet roll off site in which I couldn’t give a shit then. That's more of a financial issue than a morality one to be fair. Stealing from work is highly unethical FWIW but I love that poopy juxtaposition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: unless I manage to rob a load of toilet roll off site in which I couldn’t give a shit then. Nothing worse than scoring free bog roll just before you get constipated. Edited January 6, 2021 by Brumerican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) DP Posting under weak wifi can be infuriating . Edited January 6, 2021 by Brumerican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Brumerican said: That's more of a financial issue than a morality one to be fair. Stealing from work is highly unethical FWIW but I love that poopy juxtaposition. Well I’m thinking more of people in need. I’m there wiping my arse with money where I could be giving it to the homeless. These builders have more money than me, so I always see it as fair game to steal from them. Coming across a bit Robin Hood here ain’t I . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Brumerican said: DP Posting under weak wifi can be infuriating . DP is great if you can get them to agree to it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Ethical bum wiping with stolen bog roll . Stick a fork in me man . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: DP is great if you can get them to agree to it Back when I started working in I.T., it was called the D.P. department (Data Processing). And my missus worked for a company called PMSL. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Didn’t even know standing up, when wiping your arse, was a thing until VT blessed me. I wonder how people get to the conclusion you should stand up. I assume you're little at that point. 'My arse is covered in poop, better stand up and clench my buttocks together'. Bonkers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, KenjiOgiwara said: Didn’t even know standing up, when wiping your arse, was a thing until VT blessed me. I wonder how people get to the conclusion you should stand up. I assume you're little at that point. 'My arse is covered in poop, better stand up and clench my buttocks together'. Bonkers. This is not an accepted practice. Some might try to normalise it, never let them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 Arse wiping talk AGAIN. VT sure does like to keep it's hand in on this subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 22 hours ago, Follyfoot said: Watch the bear trap and the polar bear good buddy, hearin' they handin' out invitations at the bear cave, Catch Ya On The Flip Flop BEEP BEEP How many candles you burnin ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 hour ago, sidcow said: Arse wiping talk AGAIN. VT sure does like to keep it's hand in on this subject. Sounds like the sort of thing a stander might say. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 49 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: How many candles you burnin ? What's you handle? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Genie Posted January 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 hours ago, sidcow said: Arse wiping talk AGAIN. VT sure does like to keep it's hand in on this subject. You wait until the balls out whilst taking a piss brigade turn up. That practice is MENTAL. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 hours ago, sidcow said: Arse wiping talk AGAIN. VT sure does like to keep it's hand in on this subject. If you’re keeping your hand in, you’re definitely doing it wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 5 hours ago, Brumerican said: Even better. Not enough people ponder morality whilst cleaning their arse. Probably explains the current state of the world to be honest. I have mentioned this before and it is not for the faint hearted. After going to the toilet, get in the shower, take the end off the hose, bend down and insert the end ever so slightly into you bum hole and turn on the cold tap. You can slowly feel your bowel fill and at that point remover said hose, bend as the knees slightly, gravity will then take hold of the situation resulting in a total clear out of anything still lurking after you original movement along with the water applied. Then shower head back on and quickly perform a wash and wipe down and good to go. Always make sure you wash away any thing lurking on the shower tray as not to offend another family member or partner. This takes anal hygiene to a God like level 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Seat68 said: Sounds like the sort of thing a stander might say. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: How many candles you burnin ? 22 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: What's you handle? Breaker on the side 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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