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15 hours ago, mjmooney said:

Class doesn't rhyme with arse, unless you're a cockney, like @tonyh29

Good example of this here. First minute and a half of this is priceless.:D

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I never make songs for players, because that's what sad **** do.  But this one appeared in my brain space for no reason.

To the tune of That's Amore;

 

"When he uses his arse,  and you think it's a farce - That's McGinnnnnnnn

No you can't have the ball, you are big and he's small - That's McGinnnnnnn

Balls will be pinged, ping-a-ping-a-ping, ping-a-ping-a-ping

And you'll sing, that's my VILLLAAAAAAAA

Smith will play tippy-tappy-tay, tippy-tappy-tay - Cuz we're Aston Villaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

When his head starts to shine, like he's dipped it in brine - That's McGinnnnnn

Sheidin' the ball with his bum, through your legs and you're done - That's McGinnnnnn

When it feels like a dream, but you know you're not dreaming - It's Villlllaaaaaaaaa

Scuzza me, but you see back in old _______ <--- missing that bit. 

It's been a thrilllllleeerrrrrrrrrrrrr" 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

I never make songs for players, because that's what sad **** do.  But this one appeared in my brain space for no reason.

To the tune of That's Amore;

 

"When he uses his arse,  and you think it's a farce - That's McGinnnnnnnn

No you can't have the ball, you are big and he's small - That's McGinnnnnnn

Balls will be pinged, ping-a-ping-a-ping, ping-a-ping-a-ping

And you'll sing, that's my VILLLAAAAAAAA

Smith will play tippy-tappy-tay, tippy-tappy-tay - Cuz we're Aston Villaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

When his head starts to shine, like he's dipped it in brine - That's McGinnnnnn

Sheidin' the ball with his bum, through your legs and you're done - That's McGinnnnnn

When it feels like a dream, but you know you're not dreaming - It's Villlllaaaaaaaaa

Scuzza me, but you see back in old _______ <--- missing that bit. 

It's been a thrilllllleeerrrrrrrrrrrrr" 

 

 

Horrible.

10/10.

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To the tune of 'Baby Shark':

John McGinn doo doo doodoodoodoo

John McGinn doo doo doodoodoodoo

John McGinn doo doo doodoodoodoo

JOHN MCGINN

John McGinn doo doo doodoodoodoo

John McGinn doo doo doodoodoodoo

John McGinn doo doo doodoodoodoo

JOHN MCGINN

etc etc etc

 

Trust me it will be in your head all day.

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1 hour ago, lapal_fan said:

I never make songs for players, because that's what sad **** do.  But this one appeared in my brain space for no reason.

To the tune of That's Amore;

 

"When he uses his arse,  and you think it's a farce - That's McGinnnnnnnn

No you can't have the ball, you are big and he's small - That's McGinnnnnnn

Balls will be pinged, ping-a-ping-a-ping, ping-a-ping-a-ping

And you'll sing, that's my VILLLAAAAAAAA

Smith will play tippy-tappy-tay, tippy-tappy-tay - Cuz we're Aston Villaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

When his head starts to shine, like he's dipped it in brine - That's McGinnnnnn

Sheidin' the ball with his bum, through your legs and you're done - That's McGinnnnnn

When it feels like a dream, but you know you're not dreaming - It's Villlllaaaaaaaaa

Scuzza me, but you see back in old _______ <--- missing that bit. 

It's been a thrilllllleeerrrrrrrrrrrrr" 

 

 

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2 hours ago, lapal_fan said:

I never make songs for players, because that's what sad **** do.  But this one appeared in my brain space for no reason.

To the tune of That's Amore;

 

"When he uses his arse,  and you think it's a farce - That's McGinnnnnnnn

No you can't have the ball, you are big and he's small - That's McGinnnnnnn

Balls will be pinged, ping-a-ping-a-ping, ping-a-ping-a-ping

And you'll sing, that's my VILLLAAAAAAAA

Smith will play tippy-tappy-tay, tippy-tappy-tay - Cuz we're Aston Villaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

When his head starts to shine, like he's dipped it in brine - That's McGinnnnnn

Sheidin' the ball with his bum, through your legs and you're done - That's McGinnnnnn

When it feels like a dream, but you know you're not dreaming - It's Villlllaaaaaaaaa

Scuzza me, but you see back in old _______ <--- missing that bit. 

It's been a thrilllllleeerrrrrrrrrrrrr" 

 

 

If I know a quick catchy tune that the holte will love it's this!

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16 hours ago, lapal_fan said:

I never make songs for players, because that's what sad **** do.  But this one appeared in my brain space for no reason.

To the tune of That's Amore;

 

"When he uses his arse,  and you think it's a farce - That's McGinnnnnnnn

No you can't have the ball, you are big and he's small - That's McGinnnnnnn

Balls will be pinged, ping-a-ping-a-ping, ping-a-ping-a-ping

And you'll sing, that's my VILLLAAAAAAAA

Smith will play tippy-tappy-tay, tippy-tappy-tay - Cuz we're Aston Villaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

When his head starts to shine, like he's dipped it in brine - That's McGinnnnnn

Sheidin' the ball with his bum, through your legs and you're done - That's McGinnnnnn

When it feels like a dream, but you know you're not dreaming - It's Villlllaaaaaaaaa

Scuzza me, but you see back in old _______ <--- missing that bit. 

It's been a thrilllllleeerrrrrrrrrrrrr" 

 

 

Trinity? Throw Holte end in somewhere else

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43 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said:

Best goal we’ve ever scored at Villa Park for me. Incredible technique. I know this is said a lot but if a top player scored that at a higher level we’d be seeing it for years to come. 

Bold call

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2 minutes ago, bobzy said:

What a player.  Just, what a player.

Inconsistent performance from him today. Went from brilliant passes to bad awareness and losing the ball on numerous occasions. Not his best game i thought.

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