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lapal_fan last won the day on September 15 2016

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  1. Totally useless information/trivia

    Have you not read the stats? The Jellyfish obviously!
  2. Henri Lansbury

    Dr.. hmm.. Tony... Toe knee.. Xia (pronounced SHAAAA, as in, pain..) YOU GOT IT FROM DARIUS VASSELL!!! He performed surgery on his toe and shouted in pain. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/3037802/Vassell-recovers-from-drilling-toe.html
  3. Things you often Wonder

    You've done it the right way my friend (unless you wanted to be a younger father), you did it with 100% health and vitality, rather than going through the motions once retired.
  4. Things you often Wonder

    Everyone wants what they can't have (normally). I love the idea of spending a year or 2 in one country, back home for 2, back out again, but that lifestyle doesn't really exist (not sensibly with a wife and kid anyway). That's why holidays are so great. You get to go to these places without the hassle of "work". Just take a month off work and come over, you could get most of the UK done in 2/3 months. Just avoid Burnley and Hull (LOL @ capital of culture) - they're shitholes
  5. Anyone Watching A Good Tv Show?

    Because it's good. Watch 1 episode and tell me you don't want to watch more. I lost my job through truancy because of it. I had to watch the last 3 episodes through the windows of my local Tandy store.
  6. Anyone Watching A Good Tv Show?

    **** off Brain!
  7. Anyone Watching A Good Tv Show?

    **** all this other shit off and watch Goliath. Everything pails.
  8. Jordan Veretout

    Is that by any chance because he came from Ac Milan and was only kept out of that side by arguably the best back 4 ever assembled + serious knee injuries? Hmm, you're quite the prophet..
  9. Jordan Veretout

    What the actual funk would Bielsa be able to do with Gardener and Westwood? To play his way you have to be ultra athletic. You have to press as high and hard as you can, for as long as you can. The two mentioned couldn't do this, they'd tire after 60 mins. You also need to be able to run quickly with the ball, they can't do that either. So your ideal situation is to play a way that would not suit any of the players which we have, so we'd get tired after an hour or so, which would expose our frailties EVEN more? Great plan man. I actually can't think of one player apart from maybe Gabby 5 years ago who would fit that system. Delph would probably be able to do it... but y'know..
  10. Things that piss you off that shouldn't

    Do it, I'd win the deadpool thread. Let's face it, your life is a crisis management situation anyway, may as well end it sooner rather than later.
  11. Viewing / Buying a house

    ^ ignore that post entirely and do my stuff. None of that shit matters. What a load of baloney.
  12. Viewing / Buying a house

    Boy oh boy are you lucky! I moved house in July so I have some TOP TIPS!! 1. Move around the house in unexpected ways. When entering some rooms, jump and twist, this will surprise the owner and make him give you a better deal sometimes. I got £500 off mine because I did a killer Balançoire 2. Slide down the bannister, trust me. I failed to do so in my new house and now I really regret it because the bannister is just too weak to support the bulk of my arse and torso. 3. Lick ALL of the windows for residue. If you taste something that tastes moldy, there MAY BE some mold in the house and trust me this will make you really ill if you keep licking the windows clean. 4. If there is a car on the drive, it probably won't be there if the sale goes through. I thought I had purchased a lovely Volvo, but the bastards took it with them. 5. Count how many roof tiles there are, I counted 783 on my roof and now I check every night to make sure no serious level 4 crimes have happened like some slippery shit nicking off with some to patch their roof up. That, OR WEATHER related incidents - DON'T BE A VICTIM. 6. Kick the radiators. This makes a big, satisfying noise that will make the visit exciting. 7. Ask to look around the house on your own. When you are alone it is much more socially acceptable to sit and read a book in a quiet corner and fart. I farted, but forgot to ask to be on my own and this added on £500 for air purifier expenses. 8. Don't forget it is also your legal right to look in the houses pants and socks draw, if they say no, you know that they are shysters and you must remove their disguises. 9. Test the cooker and other appliances. I took a load of washing to test the washing machine and tumble dryer. I also took some dirty dishes to test their water. I didn't bathe before I went and I tested their shower. I took my car on a rally to test their hose and cleaning equipment (gone when I got there) and I took some pajamas to test the beds. Don't be afraid to ask - everyone does it. 10. During negotiation, use really complex language to confuse your opponent with high level talk moves. Use a pen to accentuate a point you are making and always get in their faces. If possible, come across as mentally unhinged, take a briefcase filled with shit but don't open it or something, this will give you bargaining power. Offer 5% of the value of the house (this might get turned down) and go from there. I mean really if you follow those TOP TIPS then you should get a good price on the house, take it from me. The house I'm in got valued at £175,000 and I paid at least 6 times that amount which means I beat the banker! Good luck and don't fall on a spike x
  13. General Chat

    I have no doubt that he actually owes £65 trillion and his name is actually George Osbourne. In fact, I have proof of it
  14. Things that piss you off that shouldn't

    haha or shitty-pants-paddy-pull-your-pants-down-and-shit-them-with-shit-already-in-them-from-before-whack!!
  15. All New Funny Pics Thread - Clean Edition

    I feel like chicken tonight! Chicken tonight! haha