lapal_fan

I used to work with a girl who's boyfriends job was to buy fruit and veg for supermarkets. She said the only difference between cheaper supermarkets are more expensive ones was the more expensive ones charter aircraft to deliver their produce, whereas cheaper markets produce came by boat. Meaning, the more expensive stuff should last 3-4 days longer than the cheaper stuff. I know anecdotally we'll all have instances where that isn't true, but then that would be an issue with that markets management not selling that produce quick enough, so the older stuff lingers around longer than it otherwise would. She said the suppliers would largely be the same, maybe the more expensive shops get first pick of the produce? Not sure. But it was interesting all the same.

I'd still argue that ain't no car

Cars have four wheels.

Yea, might only win 4-0

**** hell what a few days I've had. Dinosaur crazy golf Sunday Birthday yesterday Cadburys world today, where I touched the ARSE of the sexy caramel rabbit Unai Emery signs a new deal It was a toss up between rabbits arse and Unai Emery for the best bit, but it's gotta go to Unai. My god... I'd love to touch his arse too..

Yea, absolutely. "YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME" It's taken you 50 years to put that plaque up, dipshit. Now's not the time to have a dig. That said, I imagine they've been saving up the £30 it cost for the last 50 years the big bunch of dickheads.

Hence selling him to Chelsea for 360 trillion pounds

I'd like to have him with a chant using Miss Dynamite's song because I want to hear the Holte sing in the Alto range. Mous-sa Dee-arb-ieeee-he-heeeee

I have a dirty feeling we'll beat them too

Sell.

I do too usually! The goblin face shite hawk Even a stopped clock is right 20 or 30 times a day or summat

Yea absolutely, he's a wonderful player. I think a part of me thinks that chance where he was 1 v 1 against his CB and he twisted and turned and couldn't get his shot off? I think people like Kane and Haaland score that chance. Tiny margins and he'll probably work on things like that to prove me wrong! But right now, its just my opinion

Should have said league goals, sorry.

Think he was just saying that those youngsters who have been at the city academy all seem to have a great awareness of space, and to be honest I don't see a lot wrong with that.

Turns up at training "Bonjourno lads"

I don't think anyone really thinks he'll outscore Haaland or Kane, they are just naturally better finishers and hit the ball "cleaner" than Ollie does, more regularly. But when it comes to "all round play" and "who does more for your team" (other than score shit loads of goals, which is pretty handy), then you'd choose Ollie. I don't think he'll ever be a 25+ season striker, but we don't need him to be. 15+ with 5-10 assists is more than good enough!

The face of the people who "like" the Kenneth Williams picture with the following comment; Grow up!

My face when I see the search return for "cock gobblers forum"

Brilliant player, keep him at all costs. He has to play a little more conservatively when Kamara is out, and that just means you take a little of his flair away. Still a good player, but he's not going to be able to affect attacking as much without his insurance policy behind him. We'll be in 4 major tournaments next season, we need as many quality players as we can get to go deep into 3 tournaments.

One of Eze, Olise or Semenyo (from Bournemouth) please. I think we're 4 good signings away from a title run, when you think we've got Emi B, Tyrone, Ramsey, Kamara coming back sometime next season. A quality RB so we can keep Esri at CB and challenge Cashy. It would take another worldie season, against freak FC, but we'd be in the challenge.

**** off Lescott, you bowling ball headed freak

Not seen the game, but seen he didn't score. I'm just going to assume he's already on the beach in Dubai and he can't be arsed anymore.

Yea yea yea, good player... Anyway.. why have I not seen an otter gif for 2 pages? Let'sfocus on what's important here

Those are rookie numbers. My dad still has a bottle of daddy's brown sauce from 1993.

How are we intimidated when we've been knocking it around the back for 30 mins? Forward passes haven't presented themselves, so we've not taken chances. We now have a half of football to play at 0-0. Intimidated