villa4europe Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 15 minutes ago, Xela said: You sure... As long as sneezing isn't corona I think I'm safe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Thread has definitely lost its reason. Turned into things that piss you off and should It annoys me the way people park their cars in two spaces. Plenty of other spaces about for me to park in. But it really winds me up 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 When you go for a poo. Wipe, but then have to poo some more 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Genie Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 No weekend football fixture thread from Keenan has hit me hard 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post A'Villan Posted March 15, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2020 Had a man try and take my belongings at knife point on Saturday night as I walked from from a friend's home. I got fortunate because I stood my ground and the guy started to second guess himself, as that happened, right in that moment, another man got involved and no violence took place, had he not come through at that point in time, I don't know, but I could feel in my bones the tension as I realised what was happening and decided to stand up for myself. I could feel it still hours after nothing had come of it. For me it was more or less as simple as a good night sleep putting those nerves to bed, but even last night I left the house at 2am to get a kebab and en route jumped out of my skin as a possum ran by me to get to a tree. I can only imagine the trauma and anxiety experienced by people who have come off a lot worse than me.This morning my brother's girlfriend's father was stabbed in the middle of the night by one of multiple men who were they attempting a home invasion. She called him at 4am and she couldn't even speak because she was crying and in shock, my brother (a very sensible and level headed young man, of sound judgement) knew immediately he had to drive straight to her, he woke me and let me know what he was doing. We found out what had happened 30 minutes after. What pisses me off, and why it shouldn't, is that we are better than this. We are so much better than this. I was told before I left my friend's home on that Saturday night that I have too much faith in humanity and people, as we discussed covid-19, ironic that I was nearly stabbed or slashed en route to my own home. I still feel it in my bones, not the anxiety over the attack this time, but that we can be so much more than just strangers in a meaningless universe, it's like we're afraid, afraid so we tell ourselves these stories of being heartless and mindless because the world requires us to be that way, no you f*ckwits (I feel like saying), you are this world, you are a version of the world experiencing itself, you are the very essence and fabric of this universe, and consequently how you are, your thoughts, your feelings, your actions, your whole being, helps determine and shape what transpires in this phenomena we call life. It's like wake the f*ck up people! I believe in you, but if you don't believe in yourself, how can you expect anyone else to do it for you? There is greatness in you. A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. They say love is blind, and ignorance is bliss. I say what my experience is, and my experience is that love is bliss, and ignorance is blind. Am I not speaking truth here VT? Honestly, I'd love your feedback, because I'm of the heart and mind that there's something to what I'm saying here. Sometimes I start to think I'm just a rambling sh*t talker, but I won't give in to self doubt. Even though we survive through the struggle that made us, we still look ourselves through the eye of people that hate us. The ultimate sin, is to be ashamed of your skin. I want to feel at peace in my own skin, thank you. Even these confused and destructive types who act out, they need help, more than most, they need to heal. Justice is not an eye for an eye, it's to base something on what is morally right and fair. How is it fair, or moral (which I care less about), if the outcomes and consequences of how we respond to our environment and experience just perpetuates and even exacerbates the detriment. If it's all just matter, then we all must matter. But we don't seem to get that. Frankly, I'm sick and tired of being polite about this, there's some dumb ass sh*t hitting the fan and stinking up the place as far as I'm concerned. I'll be patient with people but I also won't tolerate or vouch for what I believe to be a misrepresentation of truth. I'm not suggesting I don't get it wrong, I do all the time. For example I was wrong to post about the British in covid-19 thread. That was way off the mark from me. On that note I'm going to wrap this one up, if anyone has read this, thank you, you can probably tell I'm feeling a bit stressed as is. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Sorry that happened to you @A'Villan but pleased you got through it unscathed. It can be a nasty world out there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted March 17, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2020 **** state of the toilets in New Street at the moment. I mean... Given what's going on in the world, is it really that hard to use the loo without leaving it looking like a rapid chimp had a fight with a bucket of Nutella? **** people just have no concept of hygiene, or just common courtesy for your fellow man, who doesn't want to be presented with a Turner prize entry when he just needs a pre train shit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Take my leave from @HanoiVillan, for things that piss you off that should, but how is Jeremy Hunt now criticising the NHS about Covid-19 when he was health secretary for so long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Sid4ever said: Take my leave from @HanoiVillan, for things that piss you off that should, but how is Jeremy Hunt now criticising the NHS about Covid-19 when he was health secretary for so long Are you talking about this type of rubbish? . . . because yes, that absolutely boils my piss. However, I know I'm not supposed to be talking bolitics in one of the non-bolitics threads, so beating a hasty retreat now: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villan_of_oz Posted March 18, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted March 18, 2020 (edited) The in-laws have started lecturing my wife and I on how to parent during the virus lifespan. They always share their views but this virus has escalated it. My in-laws are always running their mouths, I'm always being told not to say anything, I find saying nothing very difficult. I shouldn't be getting pissed off, but I'm going to share this ..... IM GETTING VERY PISSED OFF Edited March 18, 2020 by Villan_of_oz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leighavfc Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 (edited) My neighbour....she is let's say privileged... her mom and dad live on Roman Road, and she is a bit up her own arse. She is a teacher at a primary school. Couple of weeks ago when we were talking about the virus she said I hope they close the schools so I get time off. I looked her funny and said well you dont really because that means things will have got a lot worse!!!!! They are also on the verge of moving house. The other day I was having a fag out the front she was getting dropped home by her dad, she did this really nervous giggly type run towards me... it was so weird but I knew what was about to happen.... she had come round to brag... "My dad is buying our house cash you know" "The only thing we need to worry about is not getting flooded" whilst giggling yada yada.... This week all we have had is constant messages from her moaning about Coronavirus, "i just want to get what i want and need from the shops" "School situation is looking bad, I'm going to have so much work to do at home when they close" thought you wanted them to close?..... "I'm done with this Coronavirus, its shafting good people like us, we cant get stuff we need in the shops and the financial side is looking bleak" What makes you say that then, knowing full well something has affected her house move or something. "Well my dad is advising we dont move now and delay it for as long as possible. We were so close and have waste money on fees and everything". I laughed for a little while tbh as it serves her right! Tbh I would buy her f*****g house off her for an inflated price just to get rid of her! The worse thing about this is the kids are great and get on really well with my two and her other half is an absolute diamond who would and will help anytime I can. Edited March 18, 2020 by leighavfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Rucola and peppers. Like them both, but I swear they make me produce more gas than the north sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 The amount of **** idiots who need me to do their job for them is growing hugely now they can just spam me on IM rather than walking over and seeing a queue of people asking me inane questions. This is going to be seriously shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Another plastic United fan from Brum laughing about Liverpool not winning the title. I couldn't give a flying one mate, I couldn't care if they win it for the next 5 years, I couldn't care if football was halted for entire year. I couldn't care about football at this point. Zero ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 22 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: Another plastic United fan from Brum laughing about Liverpool not winning the title. I couldn't give a flying one mate, I couldn't care if they win it for the next 5 years, I couldn't care if football was halted for entire year. I couldn't care about football at this point. Zero ****. It's quite funny though. Leeds as well. Things are shit, but you've got to take your laughs where you can get them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 18, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted March 18, 2020 12 hours ago, Chindie said: **** state of the toilets in New Street at the moment. I mean... Given what's going on in the world, is it really that hard to use the loo without leaving it looking like a rapid chimp had a fight with a bucket of Nutella? **** people just have no concept of hygiene, or just common courtesy for your fellow man, who doesn't want to be presented with a Turner prize entry when he just needs a pre train shit. We have this problem at work, but in the ladies' toilets. People leaving it in an absolute state. I've concluded that some people just don't realise what is and what isn't acceptable. They've literally had meetings where all the women are told what's going on and to take more care and stop being disgusting and it doesn't change. I think people genuinely don't understand what they're doing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: We have this problem at work, but in the ladies' toilets. People leaving it in an absolute state. I've concluded that some people just don't realise what is and what isn't acceptable. They've literally had meetings where all the women are told what's going on and to take more care and stop being disgusting and it doesn't change. I think people genuinely don't understand what they're doing Sounds like you have some mentally ill bitches at your gaff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 18, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Stevo985 said: We have this problem at work, but in the ladies' toilets. People leaving it in an absolute state. I've always tended to assume that only blokes left bogs in that state, but apparently not. In France a few years ago, the missus and I used some public toilets (and, let's face it, French public toilets don't have the best reputation) - the men's were perfectly OK, but Mrs M came out of the ladies gagging, said it was absolute excremental carnage in there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 18, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I've always tended to assume that only blokes left bogs in that state, but apparently not. In France a few years ago, the missus and I used some public toilets (and, let's face it, French public toilets don't have the best reputation) - the men's were perfectly OK, but Mrs M came out of the ladies gagging, said it was absolute excremental carnage in there. Just like our office. Some of the women you can regularly find in the kitchen gagging and moaning about the state the toilets are in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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