Brumerican Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: the **** health club in Ambridge is still open too, doing massages this afternoon, not a care in the world. I'm offering half price Reiki sessions via skype. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted March 24, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2020 On 20/03/2020 at 16:11, av1 said: To be honest I call him that aswell, but to spell it like that in an email? I'm a Brummie that has lived in the black country for the last 10yrs or so so I have a lot friends from Dudley and it always confuses me we they spell things like they'd say it on social media. 'aw bin ya' kind of thing. That pisses me off. It should be "Ow am Ya?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 14 hours ago, mottaloo said: At my team's handover to the night shift, one of the lads was sat in the kitchen, laptop camera on when his missus "accidentally" walked past in the background in her undies. She is very popular with the other boys at works outings and her other half obviously gets off on the attention she gets, in a "yeah, but she's coming home with me !" way Git ! ....and before you ask the obvious, i forgot how to screen capture as my fat fingers fumbled and trembled, so no pics 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Vast majority of our workforce now working from home as of today. At a guess I would say 10 to 15 thousand all logging in via a VPN into Citrix. Everything has taken me four times longer to do and I have a huge backlog of work now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Xela said: Vast majority of our workforce now working from home as of today. At a guess I would say 10 to 15 thousand all logging in via a VPN into Citrix. Everything has taken me four times longer to do and I have a huge backlog of work now. Yeah but you can do it in your skids , pissed and with the music at 11. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 On 23/03/2020 at 19:40, mottaloo said: At my team's handover to the night shift, one of the lads was sat in the kitchen, laptop camera on when his missus "accidentally" walked past in the background in her undies. She is very popular with the other boys at works outings and her other half obviously gets off on the attention she gets, in a "yeah, but she's coming home with me !" way Git ! ....and before you ask the obvious, i forgot how to screen capture as my fat fingers fumbled and trembled, so no pics And we’re waiting? No handover tonight? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 11 hours ago, Sid4ever said: And we’re waiting? No handover tonight? Sadly not. I even had my screen capture tool ready. I can't believe it was an accident last time cos she is a massive flirt and knew what she was doing. I hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 I am sure it's nowhere near as bad as @Xela s problems but if I have anything more than a couple of slices of bread, too much beer, and more than a couple of slices of pizza I have really painful stomach cramps and to be blunt I am shitting through the eye of a needle. That said with all of this going on I have not only been ignoring any form of a diet for weight loss, I am eating all of the things that I know will hurt me. I am learning nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 When you are called up in late evening to meet up at a job early next morning. You get in 6 AM. You prepare. Have your coffee. Massive shit. Then get told the job is cancelled. Just **** *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leighavfc Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 F*****g milkman at 5 in the morning clattering around like he is moving pallets and pallets of stuff around.. same every week.. I always wake thinking someone is breaking into cars!! Pick the bottles up and place them down it's not hard you moron!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, leighavfc said: F*****g milkman at 5 in the morning clattering around like he is moving pallets and pallets of stuff around.. same every week.. I always wake thinking someone is breaking into cars!! Pick the bottles up and place them down it's not hard you moron!!! my milkman is stealthy. Never hear him at all. A lot of the time I am up when he delivers and still nothing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, leighavfc said: F*****g milkman at 5 in the morning clattering around like he is moving pallets and pallets of stuff around.. same every week.. I always wake thinking someone is breaking into cars!! Pick the bottles up and place them down it's not hard you moron!!! Whereabouts are you Leigh, the 1980’s? I don’t know milkmen were still a thing in today’s world. I’m guessing yours might not be for much longer if he carries on with those shenanigans! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leighavfc Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, It's Your Round said: Whereabouts are you Leigh, the 1980’s? I don’t know milkmen were still a thing in today’s world. I’m guessing yours might not be for much longer if he carries on with those shenanigans! Yep I'm stuck in the 1980's im in Sutton! hes only in the past year or 2 started appearing! Apparently there are quite a few around again these days, milk and more is the company I think. And of course the oldies will only use the milkman!!! Funnily enough they all live in the houses surrounding mine too Wheres that AK-47 gone..... Ahhh found his name out of the website!!! Right then Malcolm!!! Your milkman is Malcolm M**, who delivers on... TU TH S ABOUT MALCOLM Having been a milkman for as long as he has, he's seen many fresh sunrises whilst out delivering for your community. He enjoys trying out products across our range and hopes you'll love trying them too! They forgot to add he is a complete deaf word removed who cant do his job quietly to save his life!! Edited March 26, 2020 by leighavfc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, leighavfc said: im in Sutton Probably the right thread but every time people write this , I think they live near Croydon Edited March 26, 2020 by tonyh29 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leighavfc Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 19 minutes ago, Seat68 said: my milkman is stealthy. Never hear him at all. A lot of the time I am up when he delivers and still nothing. I wish the one who delivers down our road was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, leighavfc said: Yep I'm stuck in the 1980's im in Sutton! hes only in the past year or 2 started appearing! Apparently there are quite a few around again these days, milk and more is the company I think. And of course the oldies will only use the milkman!!! Funnily enough they all live in the houses surrounding mine too Wheres that AK-47 gone..... Ahhh found his name out of the website!!! Right then Malcolm!!! Your milkman is Malcolm M**, who delivers on... TU TH S ABOUT MALCOLM Having been a milkman for as long as he has, he's seen many fresh sunrises whilst out delivering for your community. He enjoys trying out products across our range and hopes you'll love trying them too! They forgot to add he is a complete deaf word removed who cant do his job quietly to save his life!! He drinks your milk as well, the cheeky word removed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Thanks for the heads up on the return of milkmen though, or should we call them milk people in 2020? Not sure, I’ll ask my chimney sweep tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 I live in a small street and the milkman delivers to 6 or 7 houses in this street. More and more people are getting their milk from a milkman. For us it was based on no plastic bottles and giving our money to an independent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Seat68 said: I live in a small street and the milkman delivers to 6 or 7 houses in this street. More and more people are getting their milk from a milkman. For us it was based on no plastic bottles and giving our money to an independent. It makes sense, better for the environment, especially if they still use electric milk floats. I’d be happy to pay more for my milk and support a local sole trader. Edited March 26, 2020 by It's Your Round 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 19 minutes ago, It's Your Round said: It makes sense, better for the environment, especially if they still use electric milk floats. I’d be happy to pay more for my milk and support a local sole trader. It was a ballache initially for us as milkmen it seems can't use technology but we got there in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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