Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Bodywork on Formula 1 cars that shake or move very slighlty as they go over corners in slow motion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: Doors banging becasue the windows are open. I cannot tell you how unhappy it makes me. Opening windows is easy, thinking about the door's and the wind isnt. Í **** hate it. (I jump out my skin at loud (as in heart rate and adrenalin) noises for various reasons) I've always hated balloons popping. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2018 My daughter's getting married next week. That's not what pisses me off (although the expense is eye-watering). It's the rest of my family. The bride and groom have set up a very good website, with everything anybody could possibly need to know - date, timetable, menus, parking arrangements, local hotels and taxi details, presents protocol, maps, phone numbers, you name it. They sent out the invitations by email AND physical post, both of which had the link to the website. And for weeks (it's still going on), Mrs M and I have been getting phone calls, emails and texts from various relatives asking us "What time does it start?", "How do I find the venue?", "Is there car parking?", "What do they want as presents?", etc., etc. FFS, read the invitation! IT'S ALL ON THE **** ING WEBSITE!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, mjmooney said: My daughter's getting married next week. That's not what pisses me off (although the expense is eye-watering). It's the rest of my family. The bride and groom have set up a very good website, with everything anybody could possibly need to know - date, timetable, menus, parking arrangements, local hotels and taxi details, presents protocol, maps, phone numbers, you name it. They sent out the invitations by email AND physical post, both of which had the link to the website. And for weeks (it's still going on), Mrs M and I have been getting phone calls, emails and texts from various relatives asking us "What time does it start?", "How do I find the venue?", "Is there car parking?", "What do they want as presents?", etc., etc. FFS, read the invitation! IT'S ALL ON THE **** ING WEBSITE!!! Mike, hope the day goes well, that aside, **** them guys. If they dont have common sense let them miss it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted August 1, 2018 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted August 1, 2018 14 hours ago, WhatAboutTheFinish said: I’m my younger days working in banking I went 18 months without eating a single meal at my apartment. Breakfast, lunch and dinner were all eaten out. Better than that though, I never wore a pair of socks twice, brand new pair every morning. Does seem like a bit of a waste in hindsight! These are called tights, not socks... 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 1, 2018 Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2018 40 minutes ago, mjmooney said: My daughter's getting married next week. That's not what pisses me off (although the expense is eye-watering). It's the rest of my family. The bride and groom have set up a very good website, with everything anybody could possibly need to know - date, timetable, menus, parking arrangements, local hotels and taxi details, presents protocol, maps, phone numbers, you name it. They sent out the invitations by email AND physical post, both of which had the link to the website. And for weeks (it's still going on), Mrs M and I have been getting phone calls, emails and texts from various relatives asking us "What time does it start?", "How do I find the venue?", "Is there car parking?", "What do they want as presents?", etc., etc. FFS, read the invitation! IT'S ALL ON THE **** ING WEBSITE!!! It's almost like a considerable proportion of the human race are ... well, a bit thick! Who knew? /nooffence 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, BOF said: It's almost like a considerable proportion of the human race are ... well, a bit thick! Who knew? /nooffence None taken, I agree. When I say "our" family, I mean "her" family. The only relatives coming from my side are my cousin and his wife (both pushing 80), who have got it cracked. That said, some of my friends, who really should know better, have been among the offenders. Edited August 1, 2018 by mjmooney 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 58 minutes ago, BOF said: It's almost like a considerable proportion of the human race are ... well, a bit thick! Who knew? /nooffence Think about how thick the average person is. And then remember half of the population is thicker than that. Bit scary really. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 55 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: Think about how thick the average person is. And then remember half of the population is thicker than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 1, 2018 Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2018 Scots who write their tweets in a Scottish accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatAboutTheFinish Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, BOF said: Scots who write their tweets in a Scottish accent. But if they are calling someone a ‘bawbag’ that definitely deserves an exception. Love that phrase! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2018 42 minutes ago, BOF said: Scots who write their tweets in a Scottish accent. That immediately made me imagine BOF writing stuff like "Ah, bejaysus, did yer not see yer man on the fookin' telly last noight?" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 (edited) This "job title" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45030712 Quote Lifestyle vlogger and Instagrammer Em Sheldon, 24, tells Newsbeat that checking up on her friends is an "all-day thing".... Edited August 1, 2018 by Rodders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete101 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Anyone who uses the word aura , hate all them deluded ******* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted August 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2018 52 minutes ago, Rodders said: This "job title" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45030712 'Freelance PR and Marketing' is a more accurate title I'd guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 1, 2018 Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2018 22 hours ago, Davkaus said: Newcastle is a lot further away than I thought. 'Continue on the a1 for 93 miles' is a statement that I'll never forget. The Scottish Border is closer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 4 hours ago, BOF said: Scots who write their tweets in a Scottish accent. Yes! And Why!? **** off. Wen ya mah tels yoo ta take ya washin oot and it's rainin. Piss off. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Rodders said: This "job title" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45030712 Its like these Instagram 'models' as well. They used to be called escorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2018 6 hours ago, BOF said: Scots who write their tweets in a Scottish accent. I **** hate that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 As far as I can tell, they do it to seek the approval of yanks. They lap that shit up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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