il_serpente Posted August 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Rodders said: This "job title" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45030712 and "Social Media Influencers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 7 hours ago, mjmooney said: That immediately made me imagine BOF writing stuff like "Ah, bejaysus, did yer not see yer man on the fookin' telly last noight?" Irish.. into Scottish.. into Brummie! Made me laugh though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 8 hours ago, BOF said: Scots who write their tweets in a Scottish accent. I take it you never read the Broons as a child then BOF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 3 hours ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Yes! And Why!? **** off. Wen ya mah tels yoo ta take ya washin oot and it's rainin. Piss off. Actually, it's "Wen ya Ma' tells ye te take ya washin' oot an'its rainin cats an dugs". Whatever next.. Russians typing in Russian!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Xela said: Its like these Instagram 'models' as well. They used to be called escorts. Didn't escorts used to be called prostitutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, sidcow said: Didn't escorts used to be called prostitutes? That was the cheaper end of the market 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2018 On 31/07/2018 at 18:15, Xela said: Don't worry mate, i'm currently wearing a pair of jogging bottoms purchased from George at Asda. Tramp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, sidcow said: Tramp I'll never deny it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, il_serpente said: and "Social Media Influencers" I'd love for some hacker collective to take facebook/instragram/snapchat offline for a week or so. See how people lose their shit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2018 On 31/07/2018 at 12:44, rodders0223 said: " It would be cheaper to make it yourself." "It would be cheaper to bring your own lunch." "It would be cheaper to do it yourself." "Waste of money that is, you're paying for convinience." I DON'T **** CARE I generally go through a phase of making my own lunch once every 3 or 4 years. I tend to keep it up for about 6 weeks then just can't be arsed with all the bother anymore and piss away my money at Pret for a few more years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Xela said: I'd love for some hacker collective to take facebook/instragram/snapchat offline for a year or so. See how people lose their shit. Fixed 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, Xela said: That was the cheaper end of the market Bankers... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted August 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2018 41 minutes ago, Xela said: I'd love for some hacker collective to take facebook/instragram/snapchat offline for a week or so. See how people lose their shit. Now THAT would be a social media influencer! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 When just about to nod off and a mosquito comes buzzing around my face. If I want it gone I have to get out of bed, readjust my eyes to the light and hunt the bugger down. Worst. Can't stand mosquitos. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted August 2, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 2, 2018 Moths. I want my window open and the light on. You keep burning yourself on the bulb you stupid **** - and making an annoying tapping sound as you do it - but I feel guilty as you're now spinning around in circles on the floor. I'm sorry, you stupid bastard. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 18 hours ago, BOF said: Scots who write their tweets in a Scottish accent. Accent or undiagnosed illness ? If you write in an accent, especially Scottish, I suggest the later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 2, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) 10 hours ago, AvfcRigo82 said: Actually, it's "Wen ya Ma' tells ye te take ya washin' oot an'its rainin cats an dugs". Whatever next.. Russians typing in Russian!? Russian is a language so a Russian typing in Russian isn't the same thing. If a russian was typing English they wouldn't write in their accent. The complaint is people typing in their accent. Brummies don't wroite stuff loike this. Edited August 2, 2018 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 2, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 2, 2018 Musical.ly Just the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 I thought of you yesterday @Stevo985. I was on the bus and there were 5 or 6 kids aged between 7-10, squealing, shouting over each other, racing up and down the aisle, jumping off the seats and play fighting. Their adults were just sat quietly, ignoring them. I had my earphones in but I couldn't hear a word of the podcast I was listening to. Usually loud kids don't bother me and these ones didn't seem particularly naughty really, just excited...but Christ, I really wanted to put a couple of them through the window. One of them was in my way as I was trying to get down the stairs and I was tempted to push him down them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 2, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I thought of you yesterday @Stevo985. I was on the bus and there were 5 or 6 kids aged between 7-10, squealing, shouting over each other, racing up and down the aisle, jumping off the seats and play fighting. Their adults were just sat quietly, ignoring them. I had my earphones in but I couldn't hear a word of the podcast I was listening to. Usually loud kids don't bother me and these ones didn't seem particularly naughty really, just excited...but Christ, I really wanted to put a couple of them through the window. One of them was in my way as I was trying to get down the stairs and I was tempted to push him down them. **** sake. Little words removed. I'd have chosen a moment when they were all in the aisle and just walked to the front, making no effort to get out of their way. I used to do this when I was a waiter. Little shits running around, just let them run into me and hurt themselves. Maybe make a big fuss if we were next to the parents and make it look like they nearly made me drop a plate of hot food all over them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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