AVFC_Hitz

Funny how we all work. The Big Lebowski is one of my favourite films. Whereas NCFOM was sat through and turned off. Fargo is good but I much prefer Oh Brother. And that's all I gotta say about that.

And me. At this rate it'll be you and me round a bin fire at Luton airport.

Sweden...but it was an absolute thunderbastard.

Retro City Rampage?

Tried the gold bar glitch trick in Limpney...didn't work.

Eastern Europe is full of mentalists.

I shit you not. This bloke was wandering around Sofia this morning.

I haven't watched any of it yet.

Have you hand shandied behind the pot plants in the lobby yet? You have to properly christen the place.

I didn't know the answer but I was immediately drawn to crip course. Urban dictionary confirms I'm a **** genius.

I'm not afraid of pissing at a urinal even though I'm pretty average but, the other night, I was pissing side by side with my friend Derek. He's a black guy from Chicago. I couldn't help notice that his todger was the same size as Denzel Washingtons forearm if it had swollen up from a bee sting. I think I gave up on life at that point.

Gav!? Gav!? Pretty odd that but it made me chuckle. Also, when does Hoseas mission appear to unlock the fences?

I may have had one of those most embarrassing moments. We're having a parent/ teacher seminar on what it means to be an elementary Montessori student and we've flown in one of the leading people from Norway to engage with parents and answer questions. She asked me to prepare a bullet points on a huge sheet of paper so the parents can see. One of them was 'challenge ideas'. So I've written everything down and the parents all pile into the room. Seminar has been going on for 45 minutes before my eyes flick to the board. I've written 'Challenge Anneka'

Little Stiliyan is 1 on the first of December. It's gone quickly...far too quickly.

My boss owes me 41bgn because I paid for the students cooking ingredients for this week.