AVFC_Hitz

Cheddar Road?

What the hell just happened?

Reminds me of a similar joke. To the man who translated "beaucoup" for me. Thanks, it means a lot.

I was in two minds. Watch a sub par stream or watch the CL in HD. That goal made it all worth it. One of the best towards the Holte.

Fridge McFridgerson. Horrifically injured bumming a pigeon in a Butlins carpark.

I tell the missus where I'm going and where I am. Maybe about 2am I'll send her some filthy messages, come in at 5am and conk out. It's stopped to an extent with the baby now, but she's just practically pushed me out of the door after 6 hours of just me and the baby dribbling at each other.

As a huge Manics fan I listened to it in it's entirety. But there is no defending that. Awful.

I shat myself looking at the milkman. ISMLATM

Absolutely, I'm a big bearded pillock of man. When little Stiliyan came out on the trolley he was crying, I started saying something and it came out a blubbering mess. @NurembergVillan congratulations!

It's a weird time when your baby is born via C-section. Your missus is in the hospital and you have to go home. The house feels weird and there's an odd silence. Ol' Hitz here went to the pub. Had a proper wetting of the baby's head. Didn't pay for a single drink. It's probably the last time you can get really drunk. Then you wake up with a horrendous hangover in an empty house, cook a breakfast like Rik Waller would and then head off into a new world.

About 5 years ago I was on Kings Heath high street and wandered into a charity shop where I bought a whole box of France '98 Panini stickers for £1.50. I checked on eBay recently and boxes are going for £300. I'll keep them for another ten years I think.

Wallander just used to make an open sandwich.

We need to talk.

He has Murphy's too. Same rule applies to that as well. Beamish wouldn't sell well in Bulgaria. There is also an Irish themed Murphy's pub but it's a tourist trap and very shit.

My little local here in Sofia is run by an Irish man from Cork. His Guinness is very good and he'll always pour a pint from a new barrel and then throw it away. Although, by Bulgarian standards, he does charge a lot for a pint.