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When I have a cheat day, my go to breakfast is beans on toast with Worcestershire sauce. Looking at €2.50 a can here. Still a gourmet speciality in the Balkans.

My grandad was a Czech born German who flew for the Luftwaffe. Got shot down over north Africa and met my Cork born Nan in the hospital. In my misguided early teens I decided that I should support Germany at football. That lasted 5 minutes when England beat them 1-5. I've never felt uniquely English. When you leave the place though, you start getting excited about seeing baked beans in foreign supermarkets.

Probably should stop **** my dog then.

My Mom's birthday today. So I called her early this morning. Turns out her friend had organised a surprise BBQ party for her at her house and was most offended when my mom asked her 'what the **** do you think you're doing?'

Аз съм от Англия.

Sting is a nob to be fair.

You could always go back to the pre Brannagh original Wallanders.

Bulgarian health ministry put out a new decree saying if you are outside you must wear a mask. Everyone scrambles to a pharmacy to buy masks physically and online. Causing panic and a big amount of unnecessary human contact. Health ministry rescind ruling this morning.

Stuart Cable did a DJ set at Aberystwyth Uni about 11 years ago. We had a great conversation for a long time about Eddie Izzard and an antiques shop in Newtown owned by a family friend. He was clearly on the Peruvian marching powder but he bought me a pizza.

I am a huge Stereophonics fan, but you have the worst album they have ever made. Kelly is like Marmite but putting him the same sentence as U **** 2 dickwad Bono...well, you've just gone too far.

Did he say he didn't like it, but he had to go along with it?

Bulgaria expected to declare a state of emergency today or tomorrow. The health system just can't/won't cope with this. There's a cluster in Sofia that will explode soon. 19 new cases (in one hospital over night). I have a meeting today to implement home schooling via the internet.

2 cases confirmed in Sofia tonight. A husband and wife (over 70) who are in the ICU unit of a hospital about 250 metres from my front door.

Just what the **** is he doing?