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  1. You're only fans confirms this you bald caravan owning sex Deacon.
  2. I doubt any of you care but the Manic Street Preachers have beaten Steps to have their first number one album in 23 years. That's cheered me up, cos I 'kin love the Manics.
  3. Come check out Ford Hunger March. We've got an album playing in all good lifts near you. "Ford Hunger March take muzak to another level - even introducing a pan pipe on their cover of 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'"- Melody Maker "Ford Hunger March would probably have been Diana's favourite" - Daily Express
  4. Watched Apen (The Ape) last night. A Swedish film about a bloke who wakes up in his bathroom after an event. The more you see him go about his day the more shocked you are about what happened. Made me feel very uncomfortable but it was a great film. On Netters.
  5. I had a dream last night that Jack poured lukozade over my wilting knob. He said....'sam... why do people post about me, I've gone...' I woke up immediately and tortured a Ugandan . True fiction.
  6. <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Someone is getting sacked for that! <a href="https://t.co/4rE8vGwfr5">pic.twitter.com/4rE8vGwfr5</a></p>&mdash; SaVarane (@jonmikesav8) <a href="https://twitter.com/jonmikesav8/status/1433424058062761990?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 2, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> Test
  7. Obviously I don't understand how to embed tweets....
  8. My missus is just about coming out of it. From last Thursday to Sunday she was pretty much in bed. She said she'd sort the dinner for the kids on Sunday night, started peeling some spuds and had to sit down. Today she's up and about properly and looks to be more perky and alert.
  9. It's an odd but really nice place. I only had a day there but I'd like to go back.
  10. I'm a punctual person. In Bulgaria, time is a western conspiracy. If someone says to meet them at 9pm you'll be waiting til 9.45 at least.
  11. Cheers. Bulgaria, health-wise, is in a complete tailspin. 25% of the population have been vaccinated and they've had to send unused vaccines to Bhutan. Hospitals are at full capacity and mask wearing is observed as much as I'd like it to.
  12. The missus has just tested positive. So it's 10 days isolation for me. She wouldn't get the vaccination because she's been brainwashed by her complete spinner of a David Icke watching, essential oil dabbing, onions on the feet overnight, bunkum believing mother. We've had words but now I'm just worried about her recovery. She's got high temp and muscle pain as well as the loss of taste and smell.
  13. Congratulations.. You won't feel the same way about children when he grips your finger for the first time. Then he'll promptly shit on you during bath time.
  14. Listen mate, it was once. I've paid the consequences.
  15. Mr Bean making a sandwich on a park bench is great ESL language lesson material.
  16. I'm pretty sure Thunder in Paradise happened. Hulk Hogan doing stuff on a speedboat. However, whenever I ask anyone if they watched it too they've no idea what I'm talking about.
  17. Alright MacGyver, calm down.
  18. Watching the replay of the women's high jump....for the jumping.
  19. Proper Blues mate. Use use public telephones near the Tavern mate. Proper callers. None of that mobile network stuff in the shires. Mate.
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