Mark Albrighton Posted April 5, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2018 Skateboarders dicking about in the road or just by the side of it. **** off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 18 hours ago, chrisp65 said: I'm not going back through the posts, but I'm sure you said the pair you actually sent him were super skiddy? It's what put me off asking for a pair if I'm honest. So mine wont do,but iam pretty sure you wrote on here that you had made a bid for Kim jong-uns underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 People who you know are going to call you as soon as you text them back If I wanted to talk I would have rung you So you ignore then and wait for a text that never arrives. Then they moan at you next time you see them because you never answer your phone! Am I in the wrong? It doesn't feel like I am. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: People who you know are going to call you as soon as you text them back If I wanted to talk I would have rung you So you ignore then and wait for a text that never arrives. Then they moan at you next time you see them because you never answer your phone! Am I in the wrong? It doesn't feel like I am. No, I'm with you 100% if I text, it means I'm texting for a reason. So don't call me, unless the text says 'can you give me a call' people who say 'it was just easier to call' - NO, f**k off it's not easier, just be concise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 5, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: People who you know are going to call you as soon as you text them back If I wanted to talk I would have rung you So you ignore then and wait for a text that never arrives. Then they moan at you next time you see them because you never answer your phone! Am I in the wrong? It doesn't feel like I am. Most of my friends now realise that phoning me is pointless. I won't answer. Even the OH panics if I ever call her. I hate talking on the phone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Ikantcpell said: So mine wont do,but iam pretty sure you wrote on here that you had made a bid for Kim jong-uns underwear. it wasn't Kim, it was just Sum Jung Guy 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 5, 2018 Moderator Share Posted April 5, 2018 commas not followed by a space 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turvontour Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 20 hours ago, Troglodyte said: This has probably been said, but those moronic pictures that go round Facebook, along the lines of 'Girls/Ladzzz most likely to... in 2018'. I know I can ignore them, buy my God what a load of old bollocks they are. Ahhh look Jackie, yer name's on here and that's rate funny cos you drink loads lmfao it's like this is ment for you even though there are like a billion other names on it it's just so YOU! lololol #bantaaaaa Kerry, we all know you love a drink hun, but maybe its time to stop. LOL. LMAO. #justkiddinhun #proseccohoes4life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted April 5, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted April 5, 2018 1 hour ago, bickster said: commas not followed by a space Sentences not starting with a capital letter, or ending with a full stop. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 20 hours ago, tonyh29 said: What sort of name is Shaneequa ? Your next running back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted April 5, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2018 7 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Ha those ones are brilliant. "Range Rover have decided to give away a brand new Range Rover sport to one person who shares and likes this picture!" Morons The most recent one I saw of those was yesterday, where "First Choice Holiday" were giving away £500 off a holiday to EVERYONE who liked and shared the post. It was an even better deal than the free first class flights with "British Airway" that went round a few weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) There was one today on facebook that made me chuckle even though it was sure to be shit it was along the lines of I’mMichael but not Jackson, I’m Jennifer but not Anniston , Will but not Smith ... continue the name game below to which someone (called Debbie ) replied I’m Debbie but I haven’t done Dallas Of course the pedant in me felt it wasn’t in the spirit of the game but it still made me chuckle none the less Edited April 5, 2018 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted April 6, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2018 Annoying few days - The outrage about the Facebook data 'scandal'. Who would have thought a multi billion dollar corporation would be shady? Don't like it... don't share the minutiae of your personal life on there or alternatively, just don't **** use it. Don't moan about it and still use it. - I stood at the train station the other day, looked across at the people waiting on the platform opposite and 14 people in a row were staring at their phone screens. It made me chuckle but also made me a little bit sad about how vast swathes of the population seem to be addicted to their phones. I see groups of people in bars/coffee shops and they're not talking to each other, just tapping away on their devices. What a time to be alive - The Liverpool fans vandalising the Man City coach up. What a bunch of sad tossers. Its just a game you mongoloids, its not worth throwing bottles, flares and bricks at the police or a passing coach. - People having insipid and inane conversations on their phone on the train. Had to listen to a 20 minute conversation between some daft bint and her partner/best friend discussing what topping to have on their dominos pizza that night. Does that really warrant a long phone call. "Well, i don't want pepperoni, you know I don't like that" and so on. Just get a half n half pizza you **** mingewomble and you can both have what you want. - The way women on online dating sites try and steer the conversation to see what car you drive or job you do within about 5 minutes. Robin Reliant love and I mix tartan paint for a living... now jog on you freeloading bitch. - Women over 25 with neon dyed hair. Mind you, helps easily mark out the mental cases. - The fact that some of my mates are so whipped they have to get 'permission' from their other halves before they can commit to coming out for a drink. I think they secretly enjoy being doormats. - Those Snapchat filters that put dog ears / angel wings on photos. You're 38 sweetheart, its not cute, you just look desperate. - People whistling tunelessly. Its been mentioned before. I was in Sainsburys the other day and bloke behind me was doing it. I could have quite easily stoved his cranium in with the large bottle of bleach I had in my trolley. - The fact I am coming down with a cold on a Friday night. 7 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 (edited) You need a country girl Xela,they dont give a shit about your job or car,they just want a nice man they can love and look after. City girls are usually fake and obssesed with brands and fancy resturants. Edited April 6, 2018 by Ikantcpell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 (edited) The absolute **** word removed in my gym tonight loudly bragging to his mate about how he’s self employed and pays no tax or NI on his pay. “Six grand straight in the bank - boom - no tax or insurance on that, butt” in his valleys accent. I wanted to kick his head off his ridiculously tattooed neck and shoulders. If I knew his name or business I’d have no qualms about dobbing him straight in. Piece of shit. Edited April 6, 2018 by JB 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Xela said: - The way women on online dating sites try and steer the conversation to see what car you drive or job you do within about 5 minutes. Robin Reliant love and I mix tartan paint for a living... now jog on you freeloading bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 On 4/2/2018 at 13:23, HanoiVillan said: This feature from Bloomberg is an excellent piece of writing about the people making a fortune from scam adverts ('affiliate marketing') on Facebook, and the very minimal shits that Facebook seem to give on the subject: 'Sitting on a bench on the Santa Monica pier after a ride on the Ferris wheel, I asked Gryn about the ethics of affiliate marketing. He said he’d stopped doing it himself, because he started to get handwritten complaints from people who’d entered his iPhone sweepstakes and couldn’t figure out how to cancel the recurring charges. “I had no idea that this is what it’s doing to people,” he said. “As an affiliate marketer, you just look at the numbers. You don’t see the faces. You don’t see the people that you’re potentially financially hurting. It just sucks money out of the poorest people.” Eerily similar to this: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 @Xela - bro, I'm worried about you.....I think you need a bit of "action" lady-wise, although I do agree with all that you've said ! Mingewomble - 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted April 7, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 7, 2018 6 hours ago, RunRickyRun said: Eerily similar to this: Great scene, great film. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Shit airports. The one in what was East Berlin is absolutely shocking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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