mottaloo

....and this what winds me up about them. They bang on about being the only club that bears the city's name.........yeah, what a wonderful job you've done to promote it across the globe ....they must be so proud !

Phoenix Nights

He is - in my book - the reason the word "mate" is frequently used in this thread. He uses it like punctuation or a pause. Proppa old skool blose is Erdo Pete. He's 72, y'know. Mate.

That's very helpful, thanks !

Apologies if this has already been discussed but.....online assessment questionnaires when applying for a new job....are they now standard ? The ones that ask "which statement best describes you ?" type ? Or "what would you do in this situation ?" My brother has been sent one by wm police to be a call handler (that I understand) but he also just got one for the assembly line at JLR (yeah...I know ) in Wolverhampton. No experience needed but....yet this assessment needs to be completed as part of their recruitment process. Any HR or job agency types on here able to comment ?

I usually do my big shop at lidl in mere green.....as long as @Xela doesn't spot me and chase me out of town first

I sniggered too when I heard that and even said "fnarr !" out loud

He ain't proppa blose if he lives in the Shires mate

Dirty Leeds

Ref gave cov a pen so no doubt rat boy will faint in the box and he'll be obliged to return the favour

Where was this Cov at the sty ??

After playing like words removed at the Sty, I have no sympathy for them

A tiny bit sweary :