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    Irreverentad's Relationship Advice Thread

    It's great advice, but If he's as big as he says, I'm not sure that's going to help her avoid a bruised cervix (or her esophagus if she's a keeper)
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    Irreverentad's Relationship Advice Thread

    Nobody likes a show off.
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    It's my only plan in life at the moment. When I was getting towards mid-thirties, I started buying more 'sensible' clothing and footwear, until I realised I'd started to look like a plus sized GAP model. Now I buy what the f**k I want and swagger about like I'm trying to re-form Blazing Squad.
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    Things that piss you off that shouldn't

    needing a poo, straight after a shower.
  5. Spot on chief! All these bleeding remoaners with their 'facts', them experts relying on things like 'analysis' and all those other elitists who just wanna splurt their project fear nonsense all over the common people like the proverbial money shot. We be British, we aren't gonna let any of them foreigners dictate what we should be doing in our own blooming country are we!? We don't need proper trading agreements, frictionless borders or any of that nonsense, we won't need any of that in good old blighty! The EU will be begging for us back in a week and Trump will be giving us the biggliest bestiest deal ever. I've been washing my chicken in bleach, just to get an early taste of the good life. I for one, am waiting for the day we line all them know-all experts up against a wall and shoot em, whilst Farage leads us into a new glorious era of splendid isolation! Who cares if food and goods prices go through the roof, who cares if all the racists get the hump when they realise we are going to need more people from the 'Brown' countries to prop up the labour market, Who cares if motorways are turned into lorry parks and industries are thrown into turmoil?! Not me, I'll have my blue passport and I'll be buying Grimsby fish, from actual fisherman in Grimsby (born and raised)! I'll holiday in the U.K. and shout 'geroutta my country' to any immigrunts I see! Its gonna be amazing ain't it!
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    Things You Don't "Get"

    Nearly four years on from this post, yesterday I saw an absolute hottie in the local shop. A literal 12/10 stone-cold-stunner. Then I noticed one of her ear lobes was practically brushing the top of her shoulder and the hole in her ear was the size of a tennis ball. I still don't get it.
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    Anyone Watching A Good Tv Show?

    The Good Place just keeps going from strength to strength. It seems to get funnier with every episode, the writing is genius.
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    Cricket: General Chat

    I went to the 20/20 vs the Aussies a few weeks back and I went yesterday Vs India I really enjoy the slogfest that is 20/20, but you really can't beat a test match for pure drama. ''Twas a great day out (shout out to the amazing 'salt fish fritters' from the Jamaican food place too!)
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    Anyone Watching A Good Tv Show?

    I'm currently talking the wife into watching this, it looks mental.
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    I spent the best part of 2 1/2 years trying to get hold of various pairs of Yeezy's and now I've managed to get 3 pairs in a month. Now I'm broke, but happy, inappropriately dressed for my age and an embarrassment to my wife and kids. I love it.
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    Anyone Watching A Good Tv Show?

    Game of Thrones is amazing!
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    The Film Thread

    Six. Days.
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    Anyone Watching A Good Tv Show?

    Why did you have to mention her, I'm trying to work! *sighs forlornly, unzips trousers and reaches for the hand cream*
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    Anyone Watching A Good Tv Show?

    It's been superb so far. The only thing is, it's so toe curlingly cringy, I keep getting cramp in my feet!
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    Anyone Watching A Good Tv Show?

    The 'Teddy Perkins' episode? One of the best things I've seen for a while comedy wise. Brilliant TV Did you have a look at who played 'Teddy' Edit: Didn't read thread properly. People already know.