Popular Post rjw63 Posted February 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 28, 2020 5 hours ago, A'Villan said: England needs to move to Australia. 3:30am on a Monday morning for the cup final. Yeah...I wouldn't bother mate 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Dept in this office that every Friday puts on one of those old painter and decorator radios. It's 2020, get some headphones and stream on any number of devices readily available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: Dept in this office that every Friday puts on one of those old painter and decorator radios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 On 27/02/2020 at 18:39, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: Bumders 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 On 26/02/2020 at 20:05, rodders0223 said: When your girlfriend buys fancy fooking bread that doesn't fit in the toaster. Can't you get an artisan toaster to go with your artisan bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted February 28, 2020 Moderator Share Posted February 28, 2020 22 minutes ago, Xela said: Can't you get an artisan toaster to go with your artisan bread? In all seriousness, that is how I used to toast bread at my granddads on an open coal fire and it was what we back then called bread, todays they'd call it artisan bread. We had no truck with toasters and that sliced modern fangled non bread. I used to sit there on my little stool and toast my own piece of doorstep toast then drown it in proper butter, none of that margarine shit (spreadable hadn't really come to market then). We used to do an awful lot of our cooking on the fire or the oven at the side of it. My granddad didn't see the point of using electricity when coal was free (he was an ex-miner and they got free coal) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 7 hours ago, rodders0223 said: Dept in this office that every Friday puts on one of those old painter and decorator radios. It's 2020, get some headphones and stream on any number of devices readily available. Send the PRS web site to someone high up in the company , they work out the license cost based on square footage of the office and how many people ... a £600 outlay might make them switch to headphones only 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammy123 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 A pre booking Taxi being 30 mins late! Ffs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, lammy123 said: A pre booking Taxi being 30 mins late! Ffs. Yeah sorry about that, he’s burnt the crumpets. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammy123 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 (edited) Its bloody freezing standing at a station in the countryside for 50mins waiting for a taxi. Brrrrrr. Edited February 29, 2020 by lammy123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 On 28/02/2020 at 12:53, A'Villan said: England needs to move to Australia. 3:30am on a Monday morning for the cup final. In Perth the cup final is on live at 12:30pm and monday is a holiday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 2 hours ago, PussEKatt said: In Perth the cup final is on live at 12:30pm and monday is a holiday. 12:30am Enjoy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 19 hours ago, Xela said: Can't you get an artisan toaster to go with your artisan bread? Or get a new girlfriend who buys bread that fits the toaster is my advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 This is an actual, sincere email somebody sent me at work: Quote Hi Stefan, can you give me a ping, I need to understand what is going wrong with the requests that I send and your team ARE rejecting with gibberish explanations. I really don’t have time to play 20 questions, so please make sure that the team – answer’s or reject ( if needed) in a language that are understood by someone that are not slavishly devoted to ServiceNow and its world. as of now - there is absolutely nothing about the applicability of this tool within <company>, that are simplifying my world and the tasks that I are expected to fulfil, so I will make it my mission to reuse - Cato the elder’s approach to things of no use. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bielesibub Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 15 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: This is an actual, sincere email somebody sent me at work: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 The work at Amazon advert, woman saying "Donna's cakes". Not sure why it annoys me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 hour ago, StefanAVFC said: This is an actual, sincere email somebody sent me at work: What a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 3, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 hour ago, StefanAVFC said: This is an actual, sincere email somebody sent me at work: Assuming that's not someone senior, I'd be forwarding that to yours and his line manager and explaining how it's not acceptable. If it is someone senior I'd be forwarding it straight to HR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Stevo985 said: Assuming that's not someone senior, I'd be forwarding that to yours and his line manager and explaining how it's not acceptable. If it is someone senior I'd be forwarding it straight to HR I have a pretty thick skin for this shit now tbh. Maybe when I first joined this team I would have kicked off but I always get people pinging me and whinging about processes (mostly when it's their fault) But you're right about engaging my LM, maybe because of my being desensitised, I wouldn't have thought about doing it. IT support teams are easy targets generally in any company and we're no exception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 hour ago, StefanAVFC said: This is an actual, sincere email somebody sent me at work: Do you . . . do you work with @bickster? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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