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rjw63

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rjw63 last won the day on December 20 2019

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About rjw63

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    Chez Jays, Santa Monica...one day
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    DHUTWU, don't tell the wife though

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  1. Yes. If you meet a sexy bird and she wants to "give you a good sounding", run like ****.
  2. Forgot how much I liked Tim Roth in "Lie To Me". Kelli Williams and Monica Raymund really do make it a must-watch
  3. A tramp walks into a pub and asks for a toothpick. The barman sees no harm in this and so gives him a toothpick. The tramp then leaves the pub. A couple of minutes later another tramp enters the bar and asks for a toothpick. The barman obliges and the tramp goes on his way. The same thing happens three more times in the next 10 minutes. The barman is perplexed. another tramp walks in, this time asking for a straw. The confused barman's curiosity gets the better of him so he asks "For the last quarter of an hour, tramps have been coming in asking me for toothpicks, then you come in asking for a straw. Why?" The tramp replies "Well, someone's been sick outside and all the best bits have gone".
  4. A shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island, completely alone. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out towards him. When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him "The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued".
  5. A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is. Angus puts up his hand and says 'G'.
  6. A cabby picked up 3 rather large women and was taking them to a club . As they were talking, he thought he detected a Scottish accent. he asked "Are you three ladies from Scotland?" They looked at each other silently, then one of the sneered at him and said "It's Wales, you idiot". "Oh, excuse me. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
  7. rjw63

    Your GOAT 11

    Retired through boredom of being linked to Villa and never getting the move
  8. rjw63

    Your GOAT 11

    Me too. Also Cruyff, and he played better
  9. Veh phunnay! Finally got through...looks like the delivery blokes were **** lying. They're sending someone to get it tomorrow.
  10. Forced into buying a new fridge freezer, I paid to have the old one recycled. Delivery guy says they can't take it due to Corona-aids. I check the website, updated yesterday - they are still collecting the recyclable units. Send an email - it bounces back. Phone the store - so far I've been waiting 1 hour 37 minutes. words removed.
  11. Jimmy Rimmer John Gidman Alan Hutton Allan Evans Paul McGrath Dennis Mortimer Neale Cooper David Platt Brian Little Andy Gray Juan Pablo Angel Could probably pick another different XI tomorrow
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