Demitri_C Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 On 25/11/2022 at 23:22, Xela said: Send the message. You have the bollocks to do it. Will you reply if he sends it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 27, 2022 Moderator Share Posted November 27, 2022 13 hours ago, TheAuthority said: Wife came home from a concert last night and said she felt sick and within an hour was throwing up. Then my 3 year old started throwing up around 1am. Then I started at 6am. Feel awful. I'd be brassed off if I was you too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 13 hours ago, TheAuthority said: They both seem fine but I'm still laid up in bed. Obviously it's either manstomachflu, ebola or stomach aids. It’s almost certainly a strain of norovirus. Or projectile vomiting aids. It’s 50/50. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 I’ve been asked to be acting headmaster tomorrow. How should I use the authority so recklessly granted to me? Wrong answers only, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Just now, El Zen said: I’ve been asked to be acting headmaster tomorrow. How should I use the authority so recklessly granted to me? Wrong answers only, please. Institute a completely unnecessary one-way system to all corridors so that moving to a class next door can require a 10 minute walk around the entire school. Enforce this ruthlessly without exception. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 7 minutes ago, El Zen said: I’ve been asked to be acting headmaster tomorrow. How should I use the authority so recklessly granted to me? Wrong answers only, please. Have all breaks including lunchtime consecutively at the start of the day followed by all lessons back to back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 28, 2022 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 28, 2022 8 minutes ago, El Zen said: I’ve been asked to be acting headmaster tomorrow. How should I use the authority so recklessly granted to me? Wrong answers only, please. Demand that pupils scan a QR code to get into a classroom, but then confiscate all of their phones because they're not allowed to have them out in the corridors 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danwichmann Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 13 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Demand that pupils scan a QR code to get into a classroom, but then confiscate all of their phones because they're not allowed to have them out in the corridors Doesn't sound very far fetched in China. Have to scan a QR code to enter pretty much anywhere. And there is so little logic, could easily see the phones taken afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted November 28, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted November 28, 2022 1 hour ago, El Zen said: I’ve been asked to be acting headmaster tomorrow. How should I use the authority so recklessly granted to me? Wrong answers only, please. Compulsory singing "Du gamla du fria" at noon. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 1 hour ago, El Zen said: I’ve been asked to be acting headmaster tomorrow. How should I use the authority so recklessly granted to me? Wrong answers only, please. Bring your pet to school day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bickster Posted November 28, 2022 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted November 28, 2022 2 hours ago, El Zen said: I’ve been asked to be acting headmaster tomorrow. How should I use the authority so recklessly granted to me? Wrong answers only, please. Bring your single mother to school day 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 2 hours ago, El Zen said: I’ve been asked to be acting headmaster tomorrow. How should I use the authority so recklessly granted to me? Wrong answers only, please. Great ideas here.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 28, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted November 28, 2022 2 hours ago, El Zen said: I’ve been asked to be acting headmaster tomorrow. How should I use the authority so recklessly granted to me? Wrong answers only, please. No walking in the corridors, running only. Have cigarette vending machines installed throughout the school. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 If 'Tron' was made by Jodorowski... This is AI, not real. Midjourney. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted November 28, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted November 28, 2022 7 hours ago, El Zen said: I’ve been asked to be acting headmaster tomorrow. How should I use the authority so recklessly granted to me? Wrong answers only, please. Make all student's attend a special assembly to watch the World Cup and then out the 82 final match on the screen instead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 On 27/11/2022 at 09:48, Demitri_C said: Will you reply if he sends it? I'll make him sweat for a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted November 28, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted November 28, 2022 8 hours ago, El Zen said: I’ve been asked to be acting headmaster tomorrow. How should I use the authority so recklessly granted to me? Wrong answers only, please. Bring back The Cane........ Obviously. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted November 29, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2022 On 28/11/2022 at 12:46, El Zen said: I’ve been asked to be acting headmaster tomorrow. How should I use the authority so recklessly granted to me? Wrong answers only, please. Turn it into an academy overnight, fire all the staff, give yourself a 'signing on bonus'. Sell the school for £1 to a trust you control, then lease it back to the school for £1 million per year. I've been reading the 'How to be a Tory' handbook. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 ‘Tis the season for putting me in roles I really shouldn’t be in, apparently. I’m standing in next year’s local elections for the Socialist Left Party. We have party list PR elections, so as number four on the list I’m unlikely to get a seat on the council, but I’ll be involved in the campaign. So, what should I work to have in our manifesto? Wrong answers only, please. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NoelVilla Posted November 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2022 Suggest a name change of the party to The Chairman Mao resembling Monarchy hating threat to Norway Party 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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