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The Meg Honestly though it be worse.A high budget B-movie.

I like the parts where he bangs on about how massive a club we are and at the same time claims he is the best manager we can get.

And that they were personal friends with Bruce

This!

So a sort of an intervention? "We're not fickle, we just want you to step down and eat more greens"

"We've lost once in seven games and all of a sudden there's a crisis swirling." How many wins in those 7 games Bruce, and who did we face?

Watery eyes there too, guess it's just the way he looks. That's a relief.

In Bruce's case they were present long before he joined Villa and brought on by choice and whatever injuries he might have picked up while playing (hope he is OK) Probably looked the healthiest I've seen him since his playing days at the start of last season. With all that's happened around him added with the pressure of the job it wouldn't be surprising if he's fallen back into bad patterns with eating. He really does look unwell and his eyes are watery every time you see an interview. Hope it's nothing and not something serious like cirrhosis of the liver. But I imagine the club does check ups on staff as well so it's probably a combination of stress and lack of sleep.

Only him Joining the illustrious group of 28 players who has scored 500 career league or international goals in football history. Second Swede after Gunnar Nordahl and along with Messi and Ronaldo the only currently active player to have done so. Rank Player Goals Matches Ratio Years 1 AUT/ CZE Josef Bican [4] [5] 805 530 1.52 1931–1955 2 Romário (BRA) 772 994 0.78 1985–2007 3 Pelé (BRA) 767 831 0.92 1957–1977 4 Ferenc Puskás (HUN) 746 754 0.99 1943–1966 5 Gerd Müller (GER) 735 793 0.92 1962–1981 6 Cristiano Ronaldo (POR) 676 954 0.71 2001–present 7 Lionel Messi (ARG) 648 825 0.79 2003–present 8 Ferenc Deák (HUN) 576 1940–1957 9 Uwe Seeler (GER) 575 649 0.89 1953–1978 Túlio Maravilha (BRA) 575 — 1988–2012 11 Arthur Friedenreich (BRA) 557 1909–1935 12 Ernst Willimowski (POL) 554 — 1934–1955 13 Eusébio (POR) 552 — 1957–1979 14 Jimmy McGrory (SCO) 550 — 1922–1937 15 Franz Binder (AUT) 546 — 1930–1949 16 Fernando Peyroteo (POR) 544 354 1.54 1937–1949 17 Hugo Sánchez (MEX) 541 — 1976–1997 18 Fritz Walter (GER) 539 — 1937–1959 19 József Takács (HUN) 523 — 1917–1934 20 Gyula Zsengellér (HUN) 522 — 1935–1953 Zico (BRA) 522 — 1971–1994 22 Alfredo Di Stéfano (ARG) 514 — 1945–1966 Hans Krankl (AUT) 514 — 1970–1989 24 Gunnar Nordahl (SWE) 513 — 1937–1958 25 Roberto Dinamite (BRA) 512 — 1971–1993 26 Jimmy Greaves (ENG) 511 — 1957–1980 27 Ferenc Bene (HUN) 508 — 1961–1978 28 Zlatan Ibrahimović (SWE) 506 878 0.58 1999–present https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_men's_footballers_with_500_or_more_goals Edit: No idea what they count as he's listed at 506 goals but this was his 500 career goal. Guessing it's from some unofficial games or something. Friendlies doesn't count.

Zlatan career goal #500

Zlatan score career goal #500 in a very Zlatan way.

How bout Olivia then?

Sorry to inform you about the 5 minutes you missed when the commentator droned on about Bruce not able to bring in Terry yet. Get all misty eyed just thinking about it.

Looked really tall

Pretty sure he/we would get more out of his game if we had more movement without the ball and patterns in our play. Still, he must do better.