Mark Albrighton Posted May 3, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 3, 2018 2 hours ago, chrisp65 said: my missus never sits in the chair next to me today, she does today, the opening picture is a Porn Hub map of lesbians and step moms “Forget the map Chris, why are you lot STILL going on about Leandro Bacuna?” 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Just now, Shropshire Lad said: “Forget the map Chris, why are you lot STILL going on about Leandro Bacuna?” She's got some strong opinions on the current (last few years) set up. Thought Lerner was a 'little shit' and is strongly of the opinion Xia is yet to prove himself. Makes me look like a right soft little middle class liberal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted May 4, 2018 Moderator Share Posted May 4, 2018 15 hours ago, Genie said: That map raises another point, why would anyone search for cartoon porn??? Because they’re drawn to it? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Dilly dilly 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 17 hours ago, Genie said: That map raises another point, why would anyone search for cartoon porn??? Maybe they’re into taking the mickey? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted May 4, 2018 Moderator Share Posted May 4, 2018 23 hours ago, Paddywhack said: To be fair to them, at least they might be able to find the same video again next time. Swear to god, the hours I've wasted looking at thumbnails trying to recognise something from a video I watched just a few days ago. "I'll remember her name for next time." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 4, 2018 Moderator Share Posted May 4, 2018 On 03/05/2018 at 13:20, lapal_fan said: That all being said, the comments section in Pornhub on any given video with comments is absolute gold. Who would feel compelled enough to comment on a video "God, I want to lick that pussy". Think about the thought process to get to that point. You have to sign up to a porn site, then you have to sign in, then you have to watch the video, presumably finish what you're doing, then clean up, then go back, then type the comment. WHY WOULD YOU DO ANY OF IT? As soon as I've spaffed, I'm done. Whatever about commenting on it (and you're right by the way), but who in their jayzus mind would ever share the bloody thing !!! "Ah, I see Brian has updated his facebook status ..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 I've hired a flooring company to sand and coat my floor. He wants me to replace a couple of rotted boards. I'm **** paying him to do the floors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villakram Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, maqroll said: I've hired a flooring company to sand and coat my floor. He wants me to replace a couple of rotted boards. I'm **** paying him to do the floors! I thought you had offspring who produced offspring for this sort of thing? Edited May 5, 2018 by villakram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, villakram said: I thought you had offspring who produced offspring for this sort of thing? I'm 47, not 87 FFS 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 My VT time has all but disappeared. New job and we are pretty much working shoulder to shoulder. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 8 hours ago, Seat68 said: My VT time has all but disappeared. New job and we are pretty much working shoulder to shoulder. All forums and social media re blocked in our place and I wouldn't have time to go on them anyway! I occasionally look on my phone when having a dump or if i'm on a conference call/webex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted May 5, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 5, 2018 54 minutes ago, Xela said: All forums and social media re blocked in our place and I wouldn't have time to go on them anyway! I occasionally look on my phone when having a dump or if i'm on a conference call/webex Not a pleasant thought when I'm reading your posts from now on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Xela said: I occasionally look on my phone when having a dump or if i'm on a conference call/webex You mean that whenever you reply to my posts or "like" them....you're curling one down ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 I'm often curling one out when on here. Poo time is VT time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: You mean that whenever you reply to my posts or "like" them....you're curling one down ? Or knocking one out. 50-50 chance 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 How does anyone have the time to post on here whilst at work? Y'all not working hard enough. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 16 hours ago, Seat68 said: My VT time has all but disappeared. New job and we are pretty much working shoulder to shoulder. Minimise the browser to a little box, bottom corner of the screen. You can't always see what you are typing and scrolling increases tenfold but it has to be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 Barbecues. When you are young they are a night affair filled with loads of alcohol, good music, loads of banter and a good sing song. When you are old they are an afternoon affair filled with poor music, and people sitting around talking abou5 sheds and decorating. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted May 6, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 6, 2018 8 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: Barbecues. When you are young they are a night affair filled with loads of alcohol, good music, loads of banter and a good sing song. When you are old they are an afternoon affair filled with poor music, and people sitting around talking abou5 sheds and decorating. They’re a funny one for me. They don’t annoy me and they’re not something I don’t get. But I’m fairly indifferent to them, I don’t get as enthusiastic about them as some people seem to. If invited, I’ll happily go and bring whatever, but I’ve been told more than once that I should be investing in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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