villa4europe Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 14 hours ago, Xela said: Its fuelled by burning baby pandas and orang-utans feet. Makes a nice noise though, so swings and roundabouts. Pandas are **** useless so don't feel too guilty about it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted May 19, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 19, 2022 On 18/05/2022 at 08:26, sidcow said: Basically at the end of any meal I have which includes roast potatoes my meal will end with a pile of roast potatoes. My eating technique is to start on the worst bits and work your way up to the best things. That was my technique too. When I was 6 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 19, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2022 28 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: That was my technique too. When I was 6 Never grow old man. Never grow old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 That advert with that obese lady ice skating I think it's some women's deodorant or sanity product. But yeah that annoys me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 4 hours ago, rodders0223 said: sanity product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 (edited) My nephew's father has a suspended license for drunk driving. Last night he convinced my eldery mother to let him drive her car to run some errands. What I want to do to him and what I can do don't align very well. Edited May 20, 2022 by maqroll 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 The FA need to work a bit harder on who they give there awards too. De-Bruyne Player of the season, Foden Young player of the season. I wonder how long in the meeting it took to come up with that result. Head of FA "On to, player of the season", Other FA geezer "Foden and De-Bruyne". Head of FA "okay onto, fans on the pitch issues". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 The arsehole over the road saw me washing my car on my driveway earlier, didn't say a word, and has now started angle grinding shit in his garden sending dust all over the street. I don't feel it's disproportionate to burn his house down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Davkaus said: The arsehole over the road saw me washing my car on my driveway earlier, didn't say a word, and has now started angle grinding shit in his garden sending dust all over the street. I don't feel it's disproportionate to burn his house down. I had this the other day from the old boy who lives on my road 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 21, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Genie said: I had this the other day from the old boy who lives on my road Oh god, do people REALLY say that when they see their neighbour washing the car? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted May 21, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted May 21, 2022 Mate staying. Whilst I went for an afternoon nap, she started crashing around tidying up and hoovering. So, what could have been me out for the count for an hour and a half, coming back refreshed, became two and a half hours of failing to have a nap. Now I'm still tired, but down two and a half hours. And she managed to snap the handle off the upright hoover. Right off. No fixing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 40 minutes ago, Anthony said: And she managed to snap the handle off the upright hoover. Right off. No fixing that. She probably thought it was one of those adjustable ones @Davkaus used to have. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted May 22, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2022 All of the PL games kick off at 4pm UK time tomorrow - fair enough. But why have the Championship play off final kick off at 4:30pm?? Why not play it before it after. Makes no friggin' sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post holteendhero Posted May 22, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2022 8 minutes ago, TheAuthority said: All of the PL games kick off at 4pm UK time tomorrow - fair enough. But why have the Championship play off final kick off at 4:30pm?? Why not play it before it after. Makes no friggin' sense. The play off match is next week on the 29th 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TheAuthority Posted May 22, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2022 26 minutes ago, holteendhero said: The play off match is next week on the 29th I'm an idiot!!! 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 Updates.The amount of updates you get now on a smart phone.I bought a new smart phone 3 weeks ago and turned off "automatic updates" I got a message telling me that I have 148 updates waiting to be installed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 1 hour ago, PussEKatt said: Updates.The amount of updates you get now on a smart phone.I bought a new smart phone 3 weeks ago and turned off "automatic updates" I got a message telling me that I have 148 updates waiting to be installed. It’s possibly all the apps you have installed need to be updated following an update or the operating system (Android). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 The BBC. I saw a trailer yesterday of some of their upcoming programmes. The fact that they are wasting my licence fee on that foul plastic slag Katie **** Price is really grinding my gears. Stupid silicone-filled tramp should be in jail, not getting money off me for shit TV shows no one gives a **** about. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, rjw63 said: The BBC. I saw a trailer yesterday of some of their upcoming programmes. The fact that they are wasting my licence fee on that foul plastic slag Katie **** Price is really grinding my gears. Stupid silicone-filled tramp should be in jail, not getting money off me for shit TV shows no one gives a **** about. Agree. For all the constant crimes she has committed, she shouldn't be getting paid by tax payers money for TV shows. Cancel her! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterw Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 People who take a tablet for whatever ailment they may have and then proceed to do that violent jerking head backwards movement. What the **** is that about. Do they do it every time they eat or drink anything? ****. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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