AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Boring words removed who won't go out. zzzzzzzzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 boring clearings in the woods who always want to go out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 They're just words removed ...not boring words removed you boring word removed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 They've heavily altered the cheese advert with the mouse voiced by Matt Berry, one of the few things that brightened my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 You door-to-door bible peddling c*nts. It's Satuday **** morning, my missus is asleep, I was barely up 20 mins and I was having a shit anyway, and you come to my **** house peddling your **** tripe. I don't get door-to-door salesman, only **** bible pushers. We're a street down from a **** church, I'm really thinking of going down there with a megaphone, mid-service and asking if I can interest anyone in some science books. C*nts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Wrong thread really but I'm not starting a new one Tossers that get up and mow their lawn at 8am as if they feel the whole world should be awake by then Tonight I shall mow my lawn at 23:00 when I know he will be asleep and see how he enjoys it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 The bloke next to me at Villa. Every week when he gets to the ground he does the same thing. Phones his mate in the Doug Ellis and then they just stand sticking their fingers up at each other. Yeah, really cool mate. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 You door-to-door bible peddling c*nts. It's Satuday **** morning, my missus is asleep, I was barely up 20 mins and I was having a shit anyway, and you come to my **** house peddling your **** tripe. I don't get door-to-door salesman, only **** bible pushers. We're a street down from a **** church, I'm really thinking of going down there with a megaphone, mid-service and asking if I can interest anyone in some science books. C*nts! We've been plagued by the JWs lately. Mental bastards, take your Watchtowers and books of Bible stories for kids and shove them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Having a couple of days off work but still having to get up at 6.45am to take the missus in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 I got my neighbours milk in saturday as i knew they were away for the weekend, now I know he's in but all morning wont come to answer the door. should've left it out to turn into cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 3, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2011 My neighbour. He's a mad ginger bastard. I'm pretty sure he stole my milk last week, and now he's banging on my door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Having a couple of days off work but still having to get up at 6.45am to take the missus in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 My neighbour. He's a mad ginger bastard. I'm pretty sure he stole my milk last week, and now he's banging on my door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 anything is pissing me off at the moment so **** off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Having my soon to be ex landlord literally camp out on my front lawn because he wants rent. Can't track the butt bag down when the sink breaks, or the fans don't work, or the hot water goes out. But he becomes captain mcstalkerson when the 1st arrives. I told him we were moving out in a week and now he is texting me wanting all of rent anyway. NO CHANCE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted October 3, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2011 Moving to Brum ME? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Having my soon to be ex landlord literally camp out on my front lawn because he wants rent. Can't track the butt bag down when the sink breaks, or the fans don't work, or the hot water goes out. But he becomes captain mcstalkerson when the 1st arrives. I told him we were moving out in a week and now he is texting me wanting all of rent anyway. NO CHANCE!!!!! Frozen prawns in the curtain poles on your last day..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Moving to Brum ME? No sir. Just moving out of the crazed lazy landlords house. Although he has made Brum seem better and better. However the weather does not. I found a much nicer and cheaper place. The down side is no more living at the beach ....I'll get over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Just send a hitman around afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 People who send business letters without an email address on. I received one today and had to phone up to sort out the issue. The person then had the cheek to ask me to put it in an email so I said 'no' and put the phone down. That'll learn 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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