GarethRDR

How the hell is this my fault?!

Yeah, I thought things would be dandy when he took over Lille too.

Throw his toys out of the pram at the first sign of dissension and leave an absolute mess in his wake?

What about smoke machines?

Speaking goalkeeperifically, I feel this is actually better. I don't want my defence to be chummy with me, I don't even want them to like me, I just want them to be absolutely terrified of the shrieking maniac hurling a loud mixture of abuse and instructions at them from behind, lest they fail to heed said instructions and incur my fiery, headbutt-based wrath. All the better that it's coming from a 6'4 Norseman, I say.

Indeed. After all, no man is a Nyland.

Never going up under him. Should have been sacked either after the play-off final or as soon as the new owners came in. Absolute madness to go into the campaign with, what, one recognised senior CB? Get him gone.

Yikes. How I'd feel about not adding at least one potentially competent CB for the season:

"Your money's on the dresser, chocolate."

I can't take @lapal_fan's title off him!

The video footage, ably captured by long-suffering wife provides a bit more context.

I'm only just now getting over the havoc Bielsa wrecked at Lille. I wouldn't touch him with a barge-pole after that.