Risso Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I see the latest round of casually xenophobic Facebook status updates has started then, with people blaming Johnny Foreigner and/or the Muslims for the Royal British Legion for being unable to sell poppies in certain areas of the country. Here's my list of the top 3 things wrong in the world: 1) Shit Facebook updates exhorting people to cut and paste some poorly written, overly sentimental, often xenophobic nonsense. 2) The Cher Lloyd single 3) World poverty or bad AIDS or something. 95% of people won't quote this message, but those that do are absolute unthinking drones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 bad AIDS Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 bad AIDS Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar. You absolute unthinking drone. [see above] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 That tire advert that's doing the rounds at the moment, think it's Bridgestone but I'm not sure; the one where the inferred message is 'Buy our tires or your baby will die'. Yes, I'm tyred by that tire advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaEire Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 When people say ATM machine. In reality you have just said machine twice. I'm easily annoyed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 That tire advert that's doing the rounds at the moment, think it's Bridgestone but I'm not sure; the one where the inferred message is 'Buy our tires or your baby will die'. Tire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 When people say ATM machine. In reality you have just said machine twice. I'm easily annoyed! When you walk to a cash mine and it's out of order, then as you turn round and walk to the other one.... "that one not working?" "yeah it is...its just looked at me funny so im going to use the other one....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Bah, tire/tyre/schmire, it's all the bloody same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 That tire advert that's doing the rounds at the moment, think it's Bridgestone but I'm not sure; the one where the inferred message is 'Buy our tires or your baby will die'. Tire. RBD 2 posts above Andrew Sir. Gareth's obviously American. :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timbaughan Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Have to make a phone call today and i'm **** dreading it. As soon as i dial the number my entire knowledge of the english language (limited as it is) just goes out the window and i turn into a mumbling mess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Have to make a phone call today and i'm **** dreading it. As soon as i dial the number my entire knowledge of the english language (limited as it is) just goes out the window and i turn into a mumbling mess! Whats her name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timbaughan Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Have to make a phone call today and i'm **** dreading it. As soon as i dial the number my entire knowledge of the english language (limited as it is) just goes out the window and i turn into a mumbling mess! Whats her name? Ha i wish! Just inquiring about a job, but maybe my childlike phone manner will seduce the hopefully female listener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 When people say ATM machine. In reality you have just said machine twice. I'm easily annoyed! I was at the ATM machine the other day, but I couldnt get any money out because I forgot my PIN number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 How about cash point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaEire Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 When people say ATM machine. In reality you have just said machine twice. I'm easily annoyed! I was at the ATM machine the other day, but I couldnt get any money out because I forgot my PIN number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 That they keep changing the Facebook layout...leave it the **** alone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 People who say 'Daniel-Son' in reference to the Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid, it's 'Daniel-San' 'San' being a Japanese show of respect when added to a persons name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 That they keep changing the Facebook layout...leave it the **** alone!!! Well it is annoying, just when you get used to the annoyance of having the two options of posts in a random order or posts in chronological order they change it to three sections of posts which seem to be posts from the past 16 hours in a random order, recent news in a random order and older news in a random order. Facebook sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Those dirty, imbred, marauding vagabonds have been allowed back into Dale Farm. Napalm the lot of them! I don't see why us honest, decent humans have to pay the taxes to keep these gypsies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 The Olympic Mascots, nothing does more for British pride than a pair of alien cyclopses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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