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Golly gee wilikers. If only I knew. There's a street called Victoria St in Melbourne's inner suburbs which runs adjacent to a set of high-rise commission housing flats.

Whether it's 9am on a Monday morning or you name it, you are guaranteed to see some poor soul whacking up in clear view of the public.

They can't get more than 50 meters from their meeting spot without indulging their fix. We've only just run a safe injecting room to try and offer some kind of aid to the problem.

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5 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said:

But the desire, and sometimes the need for drugs keeps you standing there 🙂 

Here he comes, he's all dressed in black
Beat up shoes and a big straw hat
He's never early, he's always late
First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait
I'm waiting for my man

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20 minutes ago, Morley_crosses_to_Withe said:

I always get mildly disappointed when a celebrity I’d like to have sex with announces they’re engaged or pregnant.

You never had a chance in the first place, you fricking idiot, this changes nothing. 

Scarlett is past it mate. 

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57 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

Here he comes, he's all dressed in black
Beat up shoes and a big straw hat
He's never early, he's always late
First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait
I'm waiting for my man

shifting slightly OT as their's no waiting involved, but a personal fave

 

Here come the nice, looking so good
He makes me feel like no one else could
He knows what I want he's got what I need
He's always there if I need some speed
Here come the nice (its understood)
Here come the nice (he'll make you feel good)
I'd be just like him (if I only could)
(you know you should)
You know you should meet the man (the man)
The man gonna help you all he can
You don't money to be wise
Here come the nice, looking so cool
Everyone knows the nice is no fool
He'll bring you up, and show you around
He's always there if your feet hit the ground
You know you got to try to meet the man (the man)
The man gonna teach you all he can
You don't need money to open your eyes
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2 hours ago, mjmooney said:

Here he comes, he's all dressed in black
Beat up shoes and a big straw hat
He's never early, he's always late
First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait
I'm waiting for my man

I was slightly puzzled after a quick scan without my reading glasses. I had read the last word as “nan”.

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On 23/05/2019 at 17:58, Xela said:

Similar to the above

Sitting at my desk, cheese sandwich and pack of hula hoops in front of me, BBC Sport open on my screen

"Oh hi Xela... errr are you at lunch?"

No, my job is sandwich tester and website approver you clown. 

I personally think if you’re at your desk it means you’re approachable for work.  Especially if it’s something important.

These days a lot of people eat while they are working. I suppose the website could have been a giveaway but then a lot of people surf the web whilst working too. 

There’s plenty of places to go and have your lunch.  

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10 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said:

I personally think if you’re at your desk it means you’re approachable for work.  Especially if it’s something important.

These days a lot of people eat while they are working. I suppose the website could have been a giveaway but then a lot of people surf the web whilst working too. 

There’s plenty of places to go and have your lunch.  

If it was something important, like a big deal going up shit creek then fair enough but I can't even remember what it was about, it was that inconsequential. I think common sense would usually dictate that I wasn't approachable at this time unless in the event of a major disaster. 

I'll remember to eat my sarnie in the disabled bog next time I want a few mins of peace :D

 

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I know it was for charity, but this Man Utd vs Bayern Munich reunion game to mark 20 years since their treble win seems a bit weird from a Bayern point of view. 

Why would they want to mark a heartbreaking defeat in injury time of a European cup final?

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On 26/05/2019 at 20:16, Stevo985 said:

I know it was for charity, but this Man Utd vs Bayern Munich reunion game to mark 20 years since their treble win seems a bit weird from a Bayern point of view. 

Why would they want to mark a heartbreaking defeat in injury time of a European cup final?

And they've always accused Liverpool fans of living in the past, they even call them History FC

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1 hour ago, Stevo985 said:

"I won't spoil it but *tells you a spoiler*"

**** OFF!

Here, let me get that for ya.

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I remember the days before the internet and smart phones, I’d come back from a day of aimlessly walking around Merry Hill/sitting in the park with my mates whilst letching at girls (but being too scared to talk to them) and I’d get back to my house, in anticipation for MOTD, and I’d say to my Mom “Don’t tell me the Villa score”...

She’d quite often reply with “They won/lost/drew didn’t they!?” 😑😒

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Took the dog for a walk bunch of teenagers playing music on a speaker and talkining in patois like they were from Jamaica. 

Your 14 and you live in Netherton. Get a **** grip. 

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