Popular Post chrisp65 Posted June 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 6, 2019 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 (edited) 21 hours ago, rodders0223 said: Seeing women in the office in the summer wearing those really lightweight baggy flowery loose trousery type things. They look so bloody comfortable. Unflattering but comfortable. It's bullshit. its usually accustomed by them moaning about the air con and how cold it is me in chinos and having a crotch area like a proving oven suggests otherwise I think its been 30 degrees 4 out of the last 7 days here, its too much, especially for walking and then the walk / metro home, bring back the snow Edited June 7, 2019 by villa4europe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 When some dipshit sends an email to tens of thousands of employees of a global company advertising a great deal, but then closer inspection reveals it's only available for a few people working on one particular team in London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 53 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: When some dipshit sends an email to tens of thousands of employees of a global company advertising a great deal, but then closer inspection reveals it's only available for a few people working on one particular team in London. Have you tried replying to all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 7, 2019 Moderator Share Posted June 7, 2019 Days. What I mean is... #NationalFishandChipsDay #WorldFoodSafetyDay (both today) #WorldGinDay (tommorrow) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 I started my university degree last July, my enrollment was processed two weeks ago. I have to do placement in order to complete assessments and ultimately, my degree. Allocated time for placement is after the due date for mentioned assessments. Sort your sh** out! And it's not like they are offering leniency for my end of responsibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 5 hours ago, villa4europe said: its usually accustomed by them moaning about the air con and how cold it is me in chinos and having a crotch area like a proving oven suggests otherwise I think its been 30 degrees 4 out of the last 7 days here, its too much, especially for walking and then the walk / metro home, bring back the snow "Anyone else cold in here?" "No Carol, its probably because you have turned up to the office in flip flops, culottes and a ****' vest" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted June 7, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted June 7, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, bickster said: Days. What I mean is... #NationalFishandChipsDay #WorldFoodSafetyDay (both today) #WorldGinDay (tommorrow) Steak and BJ day is on my birthday. We will keep that as is, thank you very much Edited June 7, 2019 by Tegis spell crap stupid dumb beer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 7, 2019 Moderator Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Xela said: "Anyone else cold in here?" "No Carol, its probably because you have turned up to the office in flip flops, culottes and a ****' vest" We've got a telop like that on nights, complains she's cold every single night. She's only worked for uis for the best part of 8 years. The temperature of the aircon has ben the same standard 22 degrees the whole time. She wears really thin clothes and sits under the aircon vent, it's her choice what she wears and where she sits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Tegis said: Steak and BJ day is on my birthday. We will keep that as is, thank you very much An acquaintance of mine posted a to-do list for his day on my friend's (and his new girlfriend's) facebook page. It read: Steak Blowjob The reception from the males in her family was exceptional. I can only imagine the vibes when he met them all for the first time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 The UK honours system. Being honoured for doing your **** job. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Idiots driving like berks on the motorway this morning. Torrential rain and spray and people are tailgating others and veering from lane to lane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ferguson1 Posted June 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2019 Got a stinking cold and headache at the moment, so how come whenever I open a box of paracetamol the leaflet is always at my end!! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ingram85 Posted June 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2019 (edited) Next Door Neighbours. Always shouting and arguing, dog always barking, kid just shouts and swears at the top of his lungs while playing fifa all day, when they watch football they have to clap and scream at everything. Really obnoxious lot, as long as they are ok then **** everyone else types but to the outside world they appear to be lovely. All the neighbours have just put their washing out, including me and within 30 minutes the Dad has decided now is the time to have a paper/cardboard bonfire in the back garden. Such a massive clearing. I'm sure they do it on purpose. I hope the fire explodes and kills them all. Edited June 9, 2019 by Ingram85 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted June 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2019 So, went to a Uni open day. Opening gig is a talk from a man in a suit in the big lecture hall. We walk in, select a few seats and wait for kick off. Knob family from Knobville rock up minutes later and scanning the hundreds (literally hundreds) of empty seats decide to make their way down to the row in front of us and sit directly in front of us. I mean, what the ****? What is the thinking there? I did a quick reccy of the room and their were rows and rows of empty seats, hundreds. I bet they're the same people that park next to you in otherwise empty car parks. They'll be out later, filming a gig they're at. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 4 hours ago, chrisp65 said: I bet they're the same people that park next to you in otherwise empty car parks. They'll be out later, filming a gig they're at. This type piss me off. Took my daughter away to coast the other week. Parked at the huge grass carpark at the top of the cliffs as you cut down to the sea through the stairs built into the cliffs.. So we park way away from everyone else leaving room for about 700 lorrys to park.. Chill out behind the car after being at the beach for 3 hours and have something to eat... When a Corsa, packed with about 6 fat b*****s in it comes and parks 2 car widths away!! Of all the f***ing room available and you have to park next to us and then proceed to being the most annoying dicks known to man the minute they got out the car and struck up a bbq! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 People who put explanation marks on emails that are not important. 'Oh ****, what now?' "Hi, This falls due end of the month, just want to check everything is okay and scheduled to be paid." Marks as unread. "**** off. Just for that you can wait a week or two for a reply" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted June 10, 2019 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: explanation marks 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Xela Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 17 hours ago, AvfcRigo82 said: This type piss me off. Took my daughter away to coast the other week. Parked at the huge grass carpark at the top of the cliffs as you cut down to the sea through the stairs built into the cliffs.. So we park way away from everyone else leaving room for about 700 lorrys to park.. Chill out behind the car after being at the beach for 3 hours and have something to eat... When a Corsa, packed with about 6 fat b*****s in it comes and parks 2 car widths away!! Of all the f***ing room available and you have to park next to us and then proceed to being the most annoying dicks known to man the minute they got out the car and struck up a bbq! I think I've told this story before... As a nipper we used to do family holidays to Shanklin, in the Isle of Wight. Dad used to drive down to Lymington and we'd get the ferry over. My Dad used to take the scenic way down, through the Cotswolds, through Wiltshire and then through the New Forest into Lymington. We used to stop off at the same car park on the way every year... have our packed lunches etc. No idea where it is was, but somewhere nice and well-to-do... could be Tewksbury or Cirencester or Malborough or Salisbury... you get the idea. One year we'd got to the car park, it was empty and we parked up and opened the car doors and had our lunch. I remember it was a blisteringly hot day as my legs were burning on the brown vinly seats of the bottle green Morris Marina estate my Dad bizarrely traded his MK1 Granada in for! We parked in the corner of the car park, out the way. A car came in and parked in the space right next to us, forcing us to close our doors! It was a middle aged woman, on her own. Reasonably smartly dressed, I remember thinking she looked like a teacher. My Dad made some flip comment when she got out of her car along the lines of 'you had the whole car park and you park next to us' and she went mental! Effing and jeffing and saying she had the right to park anywhere. My Dad, was genuinely speechless. My Mom persuaded my Dad to drive away rather than get involved as I'm sure she was mentally ill. I think it must have been in 86 or 87. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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