bickster Posted May 17, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 17, 2019 36 minutes ago, turvontour said: Taxi drivers asking me the best or quickest way for them to go, particularly given sat navs. Whats the equivalent of that in other jobs. Sat Navs are shit and customers are never happy. You might not care which way you go but many people do and moan when drivers go a different route because they often suspect the driver is taking the "long route" even though he often isn't. On a journey where there are multiple almost equidistant routes, It's always best to ask the customer their prefered route The equivalent of that in other jobs is the public not understanding what they are on about 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 When you notice a co-worker says like approximately 3 times in every sentence and you CANT UNHEAR IT. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 17, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 17, 2019 52 minutes ago, AVFCDAN said: When you notice a co-worker says like approximately 3 times in every sentence and you CANT UNHEAR IT. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 17, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 17, 2019 At least it’s not fabulous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted May 17, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 17, 2019 Iphone users (mainly) who use to hang their headsets from ear to ear across their mouth, now have no problem using the wireless ones as is but they are even further from the mouth than the old ones use to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 6 hours ago, AVFCDAN said: When you notice a co-worker says like approximately 3 times in every sentence and you CANT UNHEAR IT. Female? I find they are usually the culprits and predominantly in the fake posh home counties accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 30 minutes ago, Xela said: Female? I find they are usually the culprits and predominantly in the fake posh home counties accent. Sexist! But yes of course. It just really grates on me as a sign of stupidity to be honest, construct a proper sentence god damn it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, AVFCDAN said: Sexist! But yes of course. It just really grates on me as a sign of stupidity to be honest, construct a proper sentence god damn it! I've been called worse... just today! Also add the overuse and incorrect use of the word "literally" "I was like, literally, like, dead!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 41 minutes ago, Xela said: Female? I find they are usually the culprits and predominantly in the fake posh home counties accent. Or American (Sorry US friends) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Yeah neighbour, I know I didn't seem to find it funny last time, or the time before that, but swing your car around and I'll clean it when I'm done with mine. Go and let the guy over the road know, too. I've got a buy one, go **** yourselves free offer on the go just for the pair of you. Unfunny clearings in the woods. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 To the two blokes wearing sandals today in the supermarket. Have a word with yourself. Its not warm and you are not on a beach 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 17 minutes ago, Xela said: blokes wearing sandals FTFY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Since er are talking about supermarked. People who walk around supermarkets like they are in a **** Enya video and make sure to be in the way whereever you go to pick up food. I am very goal oriented shopper, I know what I am there for and get it as effectively as possible. But these other bastards just annoy me so much. Same with people having these baby wagon things and think it's fully ok to leave it blocking half the store so they can spend 10 minutes deciding what cheese to get. rocket polishers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 One day I will go on holiday and not get sunburnt on the 1st day but not today...not this day!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skruff Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 1 hour ago, villa4europe said: One day I will go on holiday and not get sunburnt on the 1st day but not today...not this day!!! That's the most British thing I've ever heard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Xela said: To the two blokes wearing sandals today in the supermarket. Have a word with yourself. Its not warm and you are not on a beach It doesn't have to be warm to wear sandals. As long as they weren't wearing socks with them, it's perfectly fine. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Something that @Stevo985 might have mentioned before... Was standing on a packed train the other day and the women (mid 20's) standing in front of me was browsing on her phone... I was doing a bit of shoulder surfing as I had nowhere else to look! Anyway, she had a picture of her face as her wallpaper! Not a group of people, or with a partner, or even in front of a famous monument, but just a close up of her face. What sort of person, aside of a massive narcissist, do you need to be to do that? Didn't piss me off as such, just surprised me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 19, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2019 36 minutes ago, Xela said: Something that @Stevo985 might have mentioned before... Was standing on a packed train the other day and the women (mid 20's) standing in front of me was browsing on her phone... I was doing a bit of shoulder surfing as I had nowhere else to look! Anyway, she had a picture of her face as her wallpaper! Not a group of people, or with a partner, or even in front of a famous monument, but just a close up of her face. What sort of person, aside of a massive narcissist, do you need to be to do that? Didn't piss me off as such, just surprised me. Sounds like something I would have mentioned. I work with a girl and her Facebook is just full of pictures of herself. Even when she’s been on holiday with her fella 90% of the photos are selfies. It’s so weird. I’m literally the opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 I remember being in Tenerife with a mate about 2-3 years ago and this group of 3 girls turned up and got some sun beds in front of us and then spent the next 25 mins taking god knows how many selfies. They finally all put their phones down and 2 of them went into the sea and then the lone girl got out a selfie stick and spent another 10 mins taking some solo pics. After another 10 mins the other girls came back whereby they all got their phones out again for a few more pics then spent some quality time together by going on social media for the next hour before they bothered interacting with each other again. Utterly bizarre behaviour. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 19, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2019 I don’t really mind the taking selfies part. I get that. But there’s a big leap between taking selfies and having a selfie of yourself on your phone’s background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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