Rugeley Villa Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 10 hours ago, AvfcRigo82 said: Now if they looked like this.. ..Then that's the stuff of legends i'm afraid. Look like something Santa’s helpers would wear. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted May 20, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 20, 2019 Love the sandals people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 I'm a tad confused now .... Do I take my parents outside and line them up against the wall for doing this to me when I was 5 ..or do i take myself outside and line myself up against the wall ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mark Albrighton Posted May 20, 2019 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2019 Anyone else have a sudden urge to watch “The Omen”? 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 20 hours ago, Dr_Pangloss said: Was she fit? This is crucial detail in your story that you've left out. Elbows too pointy. 5/10 WNB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 9 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: My other half has got 18 points in her licence and is still able to drive legally . How on earth? Mind you there was a story recently where one driver had 51 points and was still allowed to drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Xela said: How on earth? Mind you there was a story recently where one driver had 51 points and was still allowed to drive. She got lucky that she had a woman judge who understood mental illness and fog brain from having kids. My missus kept forgetting to pay her speeding fine, and on top of that she had two other speeding fines on the same bit of road that she didn’t know about because she thought it was from the first speeding fine. Anyway the judge gave her the points and had to pay a fine, but luckily kept her licence . Anything in the next three years though and she’s banned. The woman judge was really nice and even came and had a chat with her after court . As it happens my wife has been diagnosed with this condition, not sure of the name but it makes your memory foggy at times and your body ache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 3 hours ago, tonyh29 said: I'm a tad confused now .... Do I take my parents outside and line them up against the wall for doing this to me when I was 5 ..or do i take myself outside and line myself up against the wall ? smart cookies your parents stick him in socks n sandals, everyone will look at the socks and sandals, they'll hate us for putting him in socks n sandals ...and nobody will see he's carrying the bag... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 20, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 20, 2019 3 6 hours ago, tonyh29 said: I'm a tad confused now .... Do I take my parents outside and line them up against the wall for doing this to me when I was 5 ..or do i take myself outside and line myself up against the wall ? Sod the sandals, they are just covering up the pink shorts and the shirt that demands chest hair be poking over the uppermost button that's done up, hell that shirt has wings so big its a wonder you didn't take off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 52 minutes ago, bickster said: Sod the sandals, they are just covering up the pink shorts and the shirt that demands chest hair be poking over the uppermost button that's done up, hell that shirt has wings so big its a wonder you didn't take off I’ll have you know , those collars were the height of fashion in 1975 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 10 hours ago, chrisp65 said: ...and nobody will see he's carrying the bag... Openly selling crack as well in a park. He has a big wad of cash in the right pocket and 2 small knives under the collars both as protection and to add a bit of weight for aerodynamics. Don't mess. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Did any strange men ever offer you some sweeties, Tony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 When I am nervous about things I am actually looking forward to. Absolutely bonkers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: Did any strange men ever offer you some sweeties, Tony. I was such an ugly child even Jimmy Saville left me alone 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted May 22, 2019 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) When you're speaking to someone, their phone rings, and they answer it immediately without apologising or acknowledging they're about to do it. Sometimes mid sentence. **** me, right? Edited May 22, 2019 by Stevo985 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Stevo985 said: When you're speaking to someone, their phone rings, and they answer it immediately without apologising or acknowledging they're about to do it. Sometimes mid sentence. **** me, right? Hope you just walked off! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 rocket polishers. I mostly mutter ignorant shits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Just being asked to sign a card for someone being made redundant that was titled "Don't Leave!!" Eejits. Bloody eejits. I look forward to the cringe though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 On 22/05/2019 at 16:11, Stevo985 said: When you're speaking to someone, their phone rings, and they answer it immediately without apologising or acknowledging they're about to do it. Sometimes mid sentence. **** me, right? Happened to me the other week whilst eating my breakfast. Guy comes up stands over me talking absolute waffle, then interrupts himself to take a phonecall in front of me. "It's alright mate, I'll **** wait." I didn't even want to talk to yo. When I am eating my breakfast I don't even want anyone to say hello to me, not even a head nod. Just **** off and leave me alone. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted May 23, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 23, 2019 Similar to the above Sitting at my desk, cheese sandwich and pack of hula hoops in front of me, BBC Sport open on my screen "Oh hi Xela... errr are you at lunch?" No, my job is sandwich tester and website approver you clown. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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