lapal_fan Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) Shit in their tea and say "oh I'm sorry, I thought you would like some shit in your tea... Do you not? Oh well. I won't put shit in the tea again on the deal that you give me my cup how I like it, even though half a spoon of sugar doesn't do anything and I'm a **** spaz". Then sip your tea with shit in it and raise your pinky finger like you love it. Edited August 10, 2016 by lapal_fan 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 4 hours ago, darrenm said: That's a bit too subtle. @lapal_fan and @darrenm clearly seems to agree with me. (I don't know why this is in a darrenm quote) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post darrenm Posted August 10, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted August 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, 8pints said: 4 hours ago, darrenm said: That's a bit too subtle. @lapal_fan and @darrenm clearly seems to agree with me. (I don't know why this is in a darrenm quote) Hey! I don't remember saying that! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 10, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 10, 2016 7 minutes ago, darrenm said: Hey! I don't remember saying that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 2 hours ago, choffer said: People who decide what's good for you. Context - I sit on a bank of six desks. Every day each one of us makes a round of teas, which keeps us going through the day. Everyone has white without apart from me as I like a small amount of sugar in my tea (like half a teaspoon). There are two people who, when it comes to their round, refuse to put sugar in my tea because it's bad for me. Unfortunately, one of them is my Director so I can't really make too much of a fuss but really, I'm a 43 year old senior manager. I can decide if I want sugar in my tea or not! It shouldn't pee me off as I can just as easily drink tea without sugar but it's the fact that they're telling me what I can and can't do that's annoying. I would tell him to **** himself, piss in his tea and shag his wife, personally. It's the only rational thing to do in a situation like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted August 10, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: I would tell him to **** himself, piss in his tea and shag his wife, personally. It's the only rational thing to do in a situation like that. Rational but not feasible. "Him" is a her. Edited August 10, 2016 by choffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, choffer said: Rational but not feasible. "Him" is a her. Is she in any way super model slim? If not, a subtle campaign of body shaming should do it, just enough so she develops a slight eating disorder. Fair is fair now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 make some joke about teabagging her if she doesn't spoon in that **** sugar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I'm more angry than I should be about choffer's 'sugargate' I want to storm into his office and sort it out! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I've mentioned this countless times but people who leave turds floating in the work toilets. Why don't you make sure its flushed you word removed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Xela said: I'm more angry than I should be about choffer's 'sugargate' I want to storm into his office and sort it out! Let's storm in, double team the director, leave her looking like a painters radio and pour sugar over her. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted August 10, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 10, 2016 33 minutes ago, Xela said: I've mentioned this countless times but people who leave turds floating in the work toilets. Why don't you make sure its flushed you word removed? Reminds me... In my long running series of tirades against office toilets, my latest piss me off vectors... word removed that pisses on the seat, then lifts the seat up and leaves it, so at best you get a piss covered hand when you put the seat down, or if you're in a rush or not paying attention, a cold urine-y embrace on your arse. The paper towel dispensers in my new office toilets piss me off no end. Think of a metal tissue box on its side under the work top. Now overfill it. Now imagine you've just washed your hands, and go try grab a towel. Rather than actually get the paper towel, you tear through it and leave a tattered paper towel mocking you. Or if it's nearing needing refilling, you pull out about half the New Forest in paper form. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 10, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) Kind of an update. I'm pretty sure I've already mentioned that I hate the whiney style that virtually all young English singers adopt. Kind of nasal estuary semi-talking. Now... Mumford and Sons. I've never heard them, simply because I hate everything I've heard about them. But I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan (yeah, the voice, whiney, I know, but I'm allowed to be inconsistent). And I bought this album Lost on the River - The New Basement Tapes. It's a load of unfinished Dylan lyrics put to music and performed by a bunch of contemporary(ish) artists. One of whom is Marcus Mumford. I knew who he was within seconds of his first number. That annoying voice. I have to say that I pretty much hate the whole album. But I'm a Dylan completist, so I had to buy it. They should have let Birmingham's finest Dylan tribute Steve Gibbons do it. Edited August 10, 2016 by mjmooney 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, Chindie said: word removed that pisses on the seat, then lifts the seat up and leaves it, so at best you get a piss covered hand when you put the seat down, or if you're in a rush or not paying attention, a cold urine-y embrace on your arse. Learnt that on building sites...you always kick the seat down and you always clean it... that said I'm a man who likes his time on the throne, can't bring myself to do it at work, doesn't relax me in the way that it should, probably one for the things I don't get, it used to be a book but the iPad reinvented the game, make the most of my time Edited August 10, 2016 by villa4europe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 6 hours ago, darrenm said: Hey! I don't remember saying that! Have a billion likes from me. I just belly laughed for a minute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 my dental insurance company blue cross/blue shield are running a billing game on me, the words removed. what a dirty company, my god, i just started reading other review and opinion on them...possibly more diabolical than dell computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted August 11, 2016 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted August 11, 2016 That Michael Phelps is being regarded by some as the greatest modern Olympian ever, because he happens to compete in a discipline where you can win multiple medals for doing many variations of the same thing. Swim with your arms that way. Now swim with your arms this way. Now swim with your arms the other way. Now do a combination of them. Now do it all for a bit further. I can't think of another sport where you can win that many medals for doing pretty much the same thing for the same distance. You win one medal for the 100m sprint. You don't win another one for doing it with one arm in the air, and another for running it backwards, and sideways. Pahh! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 22 hours ago, Xela said: I've mentioned this countless times but people who leave turds floating in the work toilets. Why don't you make sure its flushed you word removed? Ive never experienced that thank god, must be an english problem =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 11, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 11, 2016 22 hours ago, Xela said: I've mentioned this countless times but people who leave turds floating in the work toilets. Why don't you make sure its flushed you word removed? I have, on occasion, given bumbirth to that which was, how shall I put it, much too impressive for a single flush. Now in a scenario like that, do you wait in the cubicle for the cistern to re-fill in order to give the newborn a second christening, or do you leave content that 'oh well I tried' and that hopefully the next understanding soul to encounter it will see that it is merely the last remnants of a 'double-flusher' ? These are important questions. I tend to judge on a case by case basis. There are times after a flush when I've looked on in horror and said "no, I can't leave it like that!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Nowadays I hardly ever leave a floater, but a few years ago some of them used to be unflushable in less than 3 goes. There came a point where I had to poke the turd as close to the back of the toilet into the u-bend with the brush and then flush to make sure it went. I could never just leave it for someone else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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