Jon Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 circular disc shaped tablets. I can't for the life of me swallow those feckers without them getting stuck and me retching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Jon said: circular disc shaped tablets. I can't for the life of me swallow those feckers without them getting stuck and me retching Edited April 12, 2016 by tonyh29 Smaller image as the other one was the size of Frank Lampard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 12, 2016 Moderator Share Posted April 12, 2016 On 09/04/2016 at 16:25, Rodders said: my partner has sent me a photo of herself, with the text: Notice anything different? Nope. Not one bit. Can't see a darned thing. Very annoying. Having to now phrase a generic compliment. Was going to say "you look lovely" but that would have been an accidental backhanded compliment. You're a bloke. The answer is "No". Don't play her games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Jon said: circular disc shaped tablets. I can't for the life of me swallow those feckers without them getting stuck and me retching Are you sure they aren't a suppository? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Conference call arranged today: 13:00 - 14:00 hours I was already fuming when I dialled in. Who arranges that over the core lunch period? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted April 12, 2016 Administrator Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Xela said: Conference call arranged today: 13:00 - 14:00 hours I was already fuming when I dialled in. Who arranges that over the core lunch period? When I get invited to meetings, there's a "decline" option. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Had no choice, it was Senior Management in London. Well, I tell a lie, I did have a choice but it would have gone down like the Hindenburg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 I've been working as a software tester for the last year or so. It's good fun, nothing is ever my problem, I just have to find ways in which things are broken, it's great (ok, there's a little more to it than this). I talk to my family about work constantly. I even moved to a new company a few months ago, so it was a never ending topic of discussion I visited home this week, a friend of the family was there, who I've never really spoken to. "So, your mum tells me you're an IT director now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Two teams of footballers who keep slipping over. Put some proper boots on FFS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 23 hours ago, Davkaus said: I've been working as a software tester for the last year or so. It's good fun, nothing is ever my problem, I just have to find ways in which things are broken, it's great (ok, there's a little more to it than this). I talk to my family about work constantly. I even moved to a new company a few months ago, so it was a never ending topic of discussion I visited home this week, a friend of the family was there, who I've never really spoken to. "So, your mum tells me you're an IT director now?" I do this job. I hardly ever talk about my work as i know how much my wifes work talk bores me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Two teams of footballers who keep slipping over. Put some proper boots on FFS. But proper boots aren't white and pretty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, Seat68 said: I do this job. I hardly ever talk about my work as i know how much my wifes work talk bores me. I generally stick to that rule, with friends, partners (when I have one ), and I used to just answer with "fine" when parents asked, but they got all pissy and moaned I never tell them anything, and seem happy with pretending to listen to the tedious details now that I tell them how my day was, even though it's clearly being ignored. Anyway, today wasn't a great day. Four words that should never be used together. Explosive diarrhea, public toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 I do this job. I hardly ever talk about my work as i know how much my wifes work talk bores me. My missus' work talk bores me because she uses names fully expecting me to know who the **** these people are When I talk about work it's my boss, the big boss, the bloke I sit next to, the receptionist etc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Went to a fancy French restaurant tonight. All I wanted was a steak and the bastard waiter kept on trying to get me to eat this fillet minion. I've seen the minions and I don't want no bastard yellow meat. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted April 14, 2016 Moderator Share Posted April 14, 2016 On 12/04/2016 at 21:13, Davkaus said: I've been working as a software tester.. "testing, testing, one nought one nought" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 14, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted April 14, 2016 What do you do if it's not soft enough? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Wear it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffGreens Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 4 hours ago, blandy said: "testing, testing, one nought one nought" "Zero one, one zero" surely?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Of all **** weeks for this to happen, Im in the process of buying a house, and the end of the week I've got to pay out over a grand in solicitors fees, a first mortgage payment that's likely to be the thick end of a grand and still pay the rent on our current house until the end of the month when on the way to work my van died 5 miles from work, AA came out and said it was the fuel pump, towed me to a garage who phoned me back to say it's **** and could run into the hundreds to fix it, so I've also had to spend £200 hiring a van for the week. **** **** **** **** **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villakram Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 On 4/12/2016 at 13:25, Xela said: Conference call arranged today: 13:00 - 14:00 hours I was already fuming when I dialled in. Who arranges that over the core lunch period? Americans... all the #$!%$@! time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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