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13 minutes ago, sidcow said:

Why does the floor seem to get further and further away each year? 

Because of the expansion of spacetime. I'm impressed that you are aware of it though.

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14 minutes ago, limpid said:
30 minutes ago, sidcow said:

Why does the floor seem to get further and further away each year? 

Because of the expansion of spacetime. I'm impressed that you are aware of it though.

I thought it was becasue of wearing flip flops in the house as oppose to just socks?

 

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2 hours ago, sidcow said:

There was a story a few years ago of a lady who lived alone who died of a heart attack who was found with a dilldo, errrr, in situ and porn playing on the laptop. 

I doubt anyone would like those kind of details in the public domain. 

But what a way to go. At least she died happy. 

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6 hours ago, sharkyvilla said:

What would happen to the crisps industry if they were made to not put them in packaging that's about 12 times too big for the actual number of crisps inside.  

It would all crumble

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On 26/12/2021 at 05:13, Rugeley Villa said:

I just think there’s no need to flush after every piss . Must admit I wipe the seat after every time 

Wait, you leave the seat down???  That's gross even if you wipe after.  

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On 29/12/2021 at 08:03, il_serpente said:

Wait, you leave the seat down???  That's gross even if you wipe after.  

Ah man, guaranteed there’s someone on here that is a seat down number 1er and stand up wiper number 2er! 

(probably don’t wear socks with shoes and pour inappropriate sauces over fried fish too!)

VT is full of sickos 🤣

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