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29 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said:

I always do after a shit but usually  leave it for a couple of pisses . 

Maybe at night to stop waking the household but otherwise 

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9 minutes ago, Tegis said:

I think a friend of ours has gone and got a nice set of new tits. How does one avoid a "foot in mouth" moment here? They and she look rather nice.

Just go full Larry. 

 

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1 hour ago, Rds1983 said:

Thought "very good shout" was explanatory but it was very good and really enjoyed the pudding, possibly prefer white over black. 

The "today" made it sound future tense (as in later on today). White over black no question👍 Glad you're a convert anyway.

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10 minutes ago, Xela said:

Just go full Larry. 

 

Reminds me when I actually borrowed my mates gf money to have hers done when he was 'working away'. She was due some birthday money but needed to pay upfront so I gave her the money, she did pay me back, an gave me a preview, but it was when they were still stitched so not really a great picture. Was all going well until my mate found out about 3 months later and immediately thought we must be sleeping together. I managed to make up with him, but looking back was never a wise move. 🤣

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33 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said:

Ask her for a feel . Don’t beat about the bush 

29 minutes ago, Xela said:

Just go full Larry. 

Expected nothing less. Thanks VT :D

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40 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said:

When the news says "So and so died after a short illness surrounded by all and sundry"

What are the Short Illnesses ?

And why don't they just say what it is so people don't guess ?

Or is that just me ? 

Not just you. The US folk/country singer Nanci Griffith died last year, aged 68. There was a slightly odd request from the family that cause of death not be revealed for at least a week. It's now been five months. 

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There was a story a few years ago of a lady who lived alone who died of a heart attack who was found with a dilldo, errrr, in situ and porn playing on the laptop. 

I doubt anyone would like those kind of details in the public domain. 

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