mjmooney Posted September 13, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Jon said: Which git? The first one to ask if I need any assistance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 I bought a bag of haribo tangfastics and it was 90% cola bottles and cherrys, get in. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 On 15/09/2017 at 15:05, Phumfeinz said: I bought a bag of haribo tangfastics and it was 90% cola bottles and cherrys, get in. My teeth hurt, just thinking about them! I do like them, but struggle to eat them without a bit of tooth ache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Because of the James Bond chat in the Wonder thread, I started reading George Lazenby's Wikipedia page. I felt like I was reading a Leslie Neilson film script when it said that Lazenby first met the Bond director Albert Brocolli at the barbers. Brocolli initially offered Lazenby a screen test but then later offered him an audition after Lazenby accidentally punched a professional wrestler in the face. This looks like one of those crazy Wikipedia edits. Brocolli... barbers... accidentally punched a wrestler in the face?.... then it says he got a nomination for a golden globe. I think that bit must be a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 got a bit of a weird one on my internet bank account balance £500 available balance -£400 what does that mean? i've got no outstanding transactions, £900 isnt due to come out of the account, i'll be honest and say i dont understand it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 I got smashed in the head with a freezer door at the weekend - still hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 21 hours ago, villa4europe said: got a bit of a weird one on my internet bank account balance £500 available balance -£400 what does that mean? i've got no outstanding transactions, £900 isnt due to come out of the account, i'll be honest and say i dont understand it Have you received an email from a Nigerian prince? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted September 18, 2017 Moderator Share Posted September 18, 2017 9 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: I got smashed in the head with a freezer door at the weekend - still hurts. You wanna put something cold on the....oh, you did. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 18, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 18, 2017 9 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: I got smashed in the head with a freezer door at the weekend Isn't that by Half Man Half Biscuit? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 21 hours ago, villa4europe said: what does that mean? I think it means they are actually banking with you at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 11 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: I got smashed in the head with a freezer door at the weekend - still hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 18, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: Half Man Half Biscuit? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 VT is so quiet at the moment, one good joke and I could win poster of the day. *googles Michael McIntyre jokes* Forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 40 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: VT is so quiet at the moment, one good joke and I could win poster of the day. *googles Michael McIntyre jokes* Forget it. you could be the only poster on here and you still wouldn't win it 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 9 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: you could be the only poster on here and you still wouldn't win it Yeah, because you can't like your own posts! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seat68 Posted September 25, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2017 I hear there are freaks out there with a coin bit and velcro on their wallet. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 I slimmed down to a card holder People with coin sections remind me of this 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 25, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Seat68 said: I hear there are freaks out there with a coin bit and velcro on their wallet. I'm so proud of you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 (edited) I've had to sellotape my coin section shut as it has a hole in and I can't find a decent replacement Edited September 25, 2017 by sharkyvilla 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 25, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 25, 2017 Whoever owns that wallet can't be old enough for a driving licence. Must be a fake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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