Paddywhack

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Paddywhack last won the day on January 8 2018

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About Paddywhack

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  • Birthday 22/04/1987

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  1. Paddywhack

    Pre-match thread

    Hmm, somehow we’re favourites. 9/5 baggies, 7/5 Villa. Its not true though, I know I’ll end up going...and I haven’t got £100.
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    Pre-match thread

    I’m a dreadful supporter. I’m considering not going to the game and putting £100 on a baggies win. Through thick and thin and all that, but I’m giving up I think
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    General Chat

    From the stench that was steaming out of the cubical next to me, I can only conclude that my mystery colleague has been on a strict ham only diet for the last few days.
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    WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk.

    I was thrown out of Weight Watchers. I accepted the decision with huge grace, because they threw her out as well.
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    Things that piss you off that shouldn't

    Sorry, I’ll give warning next time.
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    Things you often Wonder

    12 boys in my primary school class including myself. 5 Villa, 4 baggies, 1 Man Utd, 1 who didn’t like football and 1 who switched from Villa to baggies to please a girl he fancied. If there was a way of forgetting this information to make room for something useful, I’d do it.
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    Things that piss you off that shouldn't

    A cyclist riding on the pavement behind me just rang his bell at me to move aside. Then he rode past with no thank you or anything. Bell end, get in the road.
  8. Paddywhack

    General Chat

    Ah shit, man, you're right. Colleague friend request. Looked through pics of big boobies. Not always there. Sad.
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    General Chat

    As it's a bit misogynistic, I'm going to write this in a Haiku because that makes it nicer. Female colleague sends friend request. Look through photos of her massive jugs. Vanish March 2017. They're phonies!
  10. Paddywhack

    What is your experience of mental health?

    Sorry to hear you’re going through a hard time at the moment. There are much smarter people on here able to give advice on this subject, but I know for a fact you’re not an awful person, please don’t think that. You wouldn’t be on here asking for advice if that were true. Also, I don’t think accepting the fact you may need help is anything at all to be ashamed of either, in fact I applaud you for making that first step, a lot of people don’t. The best of luck to you mate, I hope things work out for you.
  11. Paddywhack

    What game you currently playing?

    I thought I'd check out Pure Pool after I saw @Designer1 playing it a few weeks back and my wife asked her if she could play. She never really plays playstation and she's never played snooker or pool, but I explained how to play snooker and long story short, I haven't managed to beat in her 2 weeks. I'd be dragging her down to the local snooker hall to try and beat her on her real table, but she's 5 months pregnant...and she'd probably beat me. To make it worse she sings the theme to tune to Big Break as she's kicking my ass. "I'm gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight".
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    Things you often Wonder

    Weirder than glory hunters, I have two mates who love football but don't follow a team. They're from different groups of mates, they don't know each other. One's from Dudley, the other's from Huddersfield. I don't understand how they got through school without having an allegiance. How can they get excited about a new season if they haven't got a horse in the race? The worst is when one of them gives me stick about Villa. That shouldn't be allowed if you don't follow a club, I can't come back with anything. I have another mate who has always liked football, never had a team, but has got himself a season ticket at Wolves this year.
  13. Paddywhack

    VillaTalk Deadpool 2019

    Make that 10.
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    What is your experience of mental health?

    My Nan was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s a couple of weeks back. She’s 92 and her memory has been deteriorating slowly for years, so it wasn’t too much of a shock. I think I’ve stopped myself from thinking about how difficult the next few years might be though, mainly for my Dad and my Grandad. There’s a photo of my nephew above her TV and the last few times I’d been round she’d mentioned that she’d seen him moving in the picture. I stupidly didn’t think too much of it at the time and assumed she just meant her eyes were going a bit funny, but it’s turns out that seeing things/hallucinations can be a part of Alzheimer’s. I never knew that. She’s actually seen him moving around in the photo, like in Harry Potter. The bloke who diagnosed her explained that imagining animals is quite common. This annoyed my grandad because he’s 93 and has been getting up from his chair a lot recently to try and catch the rat that my nan has been seeing hiding behind the TV Also, as soon as the bloke assessing her had left their house my Nan asked what time the bloke assessing her was getting there. I thought that was quite apt.
  15. Paddywhack

    VillaTalk Deadpool 2019

    No thanks Mr Neeson.