Rds1983 Posted August 14, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14, 2022 Where does the king keep his armies. In his sleevies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 24 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: Where does the king keep his armies. In his sleevies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 What’s brown and sticky? A stick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Mods, time to close the thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Ingram85 said: Mods, time to close the thread. Thanks. It means a lot. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 14, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14, 2022 @villadude started this thread but has not visited VT since October 2020, I can only assume out of horror at what his thread has become. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 14, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14, 2022 2 hours ago, StanBalaban said: Thanks. It means a lot. No it doesn't, it's an expression of gratitude. You were probably thinking of plethora. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted August 14, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14, 2022 Two older gentlemen are golfing on a Saturday afternoon when a funeral procession drives by. One of them stops, turns toward it and removes his cap and holds it over his heart. The other mans says, "I'm impressed with your act of respect and sympathy. I've never seen that side of you before." the first man says, "Yes. It would have been our 40th anniversary next Tuesday." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Chap says "Dr my leg is talking to me" Dr puts stethoscope on the mans thigh and can hear "Lend me a fiver lend me a fiver", he puts stethoscope on his shin and can hear "Got any spare change got any spare change" Dr says "your leg is broke in two places" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 15, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 15, 2022 Why don't French people eat many eggs? Because one egg is un oeuf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 16 hours ago, mjmooney said: No it doesn't, it's an expression of gratitude. You were probably thinking of plethora. Or,plentiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 On 15/08/2022 at 10:53, Stevo985 said: Why don't French people eat many eggs? Because one egg is un oeuf Right lads that was definitely un oeuf lets get back to proper jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Robtaylor200 said: Right lads that was definitely un oeuf lets get back to proper yolks Fixed for you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post tomav84 Posted August 19, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2022 I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink I'm now in the hospital, waiting to be seen 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 Are people born with photographic memories,or does it take time to develope ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 20, 2022 7 hours ago, PussEKatt said: Are people born with photographic memories,or does it take time to develope ? I can't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 7 hours ago, PussEKatt said: Are people born with photographic memories,or does it take time to develope ? photographic memories don't always develop over time, sometimes a photographic memory can come on in a flash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, leemond2008 said: photographic memories don't always develop over time, sometimes a photographic memory can come on in a flash My wife said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop making photography-based puns. I said ’Please snap out of it and stop being so negative! Let’s just see how things develop!’ Her face was a picture and she was out of there in a flash. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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