sidcow Posted September 3, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 3, 2022 £10 says Villa Talk is the only football forum on the planet to have multiple threads mentioning Trebuchets. Just thought I'd fling this in there anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, sidcow said: £10 says Villa Talk is the only football forum on the planet to have multiple threads mentioning Trebuchets. Just thought I'd fling this in there anyway. I suppose you could say there is a plethora of threads mentioning Trebuchets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Did Given have a testimonial game ? He deserved a tribute Shay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 24 minutes ago, Brumerican said: Did Given have a testimonial game ? He deserved a tribute Shay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted September 3, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 3, 2022 2 hours ago, leemond2008 said: I suppose you could say there is a plethora of threads mentioning Trebuchets Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 A vegan said to me that people who sell meat are utterly gross. I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 My wife asked if her appendix scar made her unattractive. Apparently "Don't worry, your boobs will cover it" was not the answer she was looking for. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 10, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 10, 2022 Where are all the dead Queen jokes? When I Wor A Lad, they'd have been round the school within hours, and that was without the internet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity". The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, "ok, your Majesty, you may go in". Dolly is outraged and asked,"What was that all about, I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"? "Sorry Dolly, says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Genie Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: What a coincidence! I never watched Alan Partridge until recently, I watched this episode last night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Genie said: What a coincidence! I never watched Alan Partridge until recently, I watched this episode last night. I love coincidences, it blows my mind. A lot of things need to line up nicely if you break it down, from episode choice to me stealing the picture from somewhere yesterday but only posting it today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: I love coincidences, it blows my mind. A lot of things need to line up nicely if you break it down, from episode choice to me stealing the picture from somewhere yesterday but only posting it today. Exactly, and I wouldn’t have watched it if the wife didn’t go to bed early. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick76 Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escapes police custody? A small medium at large Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 24, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 24, 2022 I’ve just received an invoice from the Origami society. I don’t know what to make of it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted September 24, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 24, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: I’ve just received an invoice from the Origami society. I don’t know what to make of it. I had an origami business but it folded. Edited September 24, 2022 by sidcow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rjw63 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 The police just pulled me over and said "Papers?" I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 3 hours ago, sidcow said: I had an origami business but it folded. The world origami championships were on telly the other day, I couldn't watch it though because it was on paper-view 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May-Z Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay to have a kidney bean on my face... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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