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3 minutes ago, sidcow said:

£10 says Villa Talk is the only football forum on the planet to have multiple threads mentioning Trebuchets. 

Just thought I'd fling this in there anyway. 

I suppose you could say there is a plethora of threads mentioning Trebuchets

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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity".

The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, "ok, your Majesty, you may go in".

Dolly is outraged and asked,"What was that all about, I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"?

"Sorry Dolly, says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are"

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1 minute ago, Genie said:

What a coincidence! I never watched Alan Partridge until recently, I watched this episode last night.

I love coincidences,  it blows my mind.

A lot of things need to line up nicely if you break it down,  from episode choice to me stealing the picture from somewhere yesterday but only posting it today.

 

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2 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said:

I love coincidences,  it blows my mind.

A lot of things need to line up nicely if you break it down,  from episode choice to me stealing the picture from somewhere yesterday but only posting it today.

 

Exactly, and I wouldn’t have watched it if the wife didn’t go to bed early. 

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1 hour ago, mjmooney said:

I’ve just received an invoice from the Origami society. 
I don’t know what to make of it.

 

I had an origami business but it folded. 

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The police just pulled me over and said "Papers?"

I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes.

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