Robtaylor200 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 (edited) 12 hours ago, sidcow said: Why do people associate yawning with boredom rather than tiredness? I slept really badly last night and I'm yawning loads today. No one is boring me. I never do either, Yawning is actually a way to get extra oxygen to the brain, regulating temp etc But after all Whey it was just a joke Edited March 10 by Robtaylor200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 why do bees stay in the hive over winter Swarm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 15 Moderator Share Posted March 15 On 09/03/2024 at 17:50, sidcow said: No one is boring me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Life expectancy in the U.K. Is 78 for men and 82 for women. I'm going to transition when I'm 75. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talldarkandransome Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 42 minutes ago, colhint said: Life expectancy in the U.K. Is 78 for men and 82 for women. I'm going to transition when I'm 75. What about the others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need one of you want to go twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 What do you say to a non binary person who's just been misgendered They're ther. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 I don't know why I bought some chicken drumsticks today. I bet it can't even **** play the drums. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Ate my last piece of cheese yesterday. Today it is raining. Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone. 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 My wife lets me suck her nipples as long as I buy her pointless, cheap decorations It's tit for tat 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today. His parents seemed really pissed off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 27 Moderator Share Posted March 27 Jesus Rob. Everything OK? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 3 hours ago, BOF said: Jesus Rob. Everything OK? Do you not like my attempts at humour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 What's the difference between a fridge and an arsehole A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imavillan Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Two communist talking If you had 2 houses, would you give me one Sure of course I would. If you had 2 cars would you give me one. Of course, your a friend, I would give you one. If you had 2 chickens would you give me one. No Why not? I've got 2 chickens. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted April 18 VT Supporter Share Posted April 18 What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One is a large Australian animal and one is a Geordie stuck in a lift. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomav84 Posted Thursday at 16:02 VT Supporter Share Posted Thursday at 16:02 can't believe i just paid £1 to pump my tyres up. it used to be only 20p i guess that's inflation for you 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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