PussEKatt Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 21/08/2022 at 05:01, mjmooney said: My wife said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop making photography-based puns. I said ’Please snap out of it and stop being so negative! Let’s just see how things develop!’ Her face was a picture and she was out of there in a flash. Thats quite an interesting "snapshot"of you and your wife. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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trekka Posted August 22, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2022 2 hours ago, PussEKatt said: Thats quite an interesting "snapshot"of you and your wife. They follow the camera sutra. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, trekka said: They follow the camera sutra. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 20 hours ago, trekka said: They follow the camera sutra. After that I should really tell you to shutter up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 23, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2022 22 hours ago, PussEKatt said: Thats quite an interesting "snapshot"of you and your wife. Yeah, really brings things into focus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mjmooney Posted September 2, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 2, 2022 Went for a job at a blacksmiths the other day. The interviewer asked me if I'd ever shoed a horse. I said 'No, but I've told a donkey to f**k off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 33 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Went for a job at a blacksmiths the other day. The interviewer asked me if I'd ever shoed a horse. I said 'No, but I've told a donkey to f**k off." A blacksmith wouldn’t shoe a horse would he/she. That would be a farrier /ruin joke. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 3, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 3, 2022 I used to work as a programmer for Autocorrect. Then they fried me for no raisin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Every night I dream about being a trebuchet . Then I throw up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 3, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted September 3, 2022 18 minutes ago, Brumerican said: Every night I dream about being a trebuchet . Then I throw up. You must feel like you've been put through the mangonel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Just now, mjmooney said: You must feel like you've been put through the mangonel. I'm often called an offensive weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 13 hours ago, mjmooney said: Went for a job at a blacksmiths the other day. The interviewer asked me if I'd ever shoed a horse. I said 'No, but I've told a donkey to f**k off." If someone asks me for my favourite joke of all time this would be it, after all this time I still can't tell it without bursting out laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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