Genie Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 27 minutes ago, Robtaylor200 said: For some reason we were discussing anti-freeze at work, I recalled a true story where a woman was convicted for slowly feeding her husband anti- freeze, little by little of a long period in his food It had almost sent him blind and death and massive hair loss. But he admitted that he hadn't had a cold since Similar story to someone I knew who drank brake fluid every day, he says he can stop whenever he wants. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturdaygig Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Police picked up two young men, one had been drinking battery acid and the other one had been eating fireworks. They charged on and let the other one off. On topic I thought, even if I had to dig back 20 years for the joke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomav84 Posted August 6, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 6, 2022 God: "Hooray! I just created a 24 hour period of alternating lightness and darkness on earth!!!" "What are you going to do now?" God: "I'll call it a day" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PussEKatt Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 A recent study has found that,women who carry a little extra weight,live longer than the men that mention it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisible.’...‘Well, tell him I can’t see him right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 12, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 12, 2022 1 hour ago, PussEKatt said: Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisible.’...‘Well, tell him I can’t see him right now This may qualify as the oldest joke in the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 13, 2022 Newspapers report Andre' Previn will only clean his house at night. Headline reads: Orchestral Man Hoovers In The Dark. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 13, 2022 patient - Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains Doctor - pull yourself together man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted August 13, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2022 29 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: patient - Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains Doctor - pull yourself together man Invisible man didn't hold the record for long. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 4 hours ago, Follyfoot said: patient - Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains Doctor - pull yourself together man Hang in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 This page is up there for worst in the thread lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 I'm just about to apply for a job at Citroen. They want 2 cvs. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 14, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14, 2022 My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 14, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14, 2022 This is just PFE now. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing. Chimneys can't speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 The collective age of all the jokes on this page is bordering on 1,000 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 14, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Genie said: The collective age of all the jokes on this page is bordering on 1,000 years. I don't get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted August 14, 2022 Moderator Share Posted August 14, 2022 12 minutes ago, sidcow said: I don't get it? It’s a millennials joke, you must be too old. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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