Stevo985 Posted November 6, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted November 6, 2022 On 04/11/2022 at 18:04, Rds1983 said: Three types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't. There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 There’s a plethora of people in the world. 90% are rocket polishers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 My daughter was doing her history homework and asked me who Galileo was I said "He was a poor boy from a poor family" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 Sad news at the Cadbury factory today when a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of white chocolate fell more than 20 feet and crushed him underneath. He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" everyone cheered...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Genie Posted November 14, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 14, 2022 13 minutes ago, PussEKatt said: Sad news at the Cadbury factory today when a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of white chocolate fell more than 20 feet and crushed him underneath. He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" everyone cheered...... I’d have thought that a pallet of Nestle chocolate in a Cadbury factory would be a surprise in itself. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 14, 2022 Moderator Share Posted November 14, 2022 6 minutes ago, Genie said: I’d have thought that a pallet of Nestle chocolate in a Cadbury factory would be a surprise in itself. Zing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 The above reminded me of other very old jokes about sweets and adverts What's got a hazel nut in every bite Squirrel shit Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger stick em up your arse and theyl last longer oh dear takes me back about over 50 years 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted November 20, 2022 5 hours ago, Robtaylor200 said: The above reminded me of other very old jokes about sweets and adverts What's got a hazel nut in every bite Squirrel shit Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger stick em up your arse and theyl last longer oh dear takes me back about over 50 years If you like a lot of lipstick on your dipstick, join our Club... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 When I was in the Hells angels,we had this written just below the tail light, " Keep death off the roads....Ride on the footpath" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_ian_taylor Posted November 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted November 20, 2022 On 14/11/2022 at 12:40, Genie said: I’d have thought that a pallet of Nestle chocolate in a Cadbury factory would be a surprise in itself. Thank God I'm not the only pendant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted November 20, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2022 9 minutes ago, one_ian_taylor said: Thank God I'm not the only pendant I think you mean pedant. 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_ian_taylor Posted November 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted November 20, 2022 36 minutes ago, Designer1 said: I think you mean pedant. Hoist on my own petard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 2 hours ago, one_ian_taylor said: Hoist on my own petard *With 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 On 06/11/2022 at 12:36, It's Your Round said: There’s a plethora of people in the world. 90% are rocket polishers. Thanks. It means a lot. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_ian_taylor Posted November 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted November 20, 2022 14 minutes ago, StanBalaban said: *With Gah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 (edited) 49 minutes ago, one_ian_taylor said: Gah Gah. Edited November 20, 2022 by AJ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_ian_taylor Posted November 21, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted November 21, 2022 14 hours ago, AJ said: Gah. Gah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 You can tell a lot about a person by the beer they drink" I said to a bloke at the bar. "Really?" he replied. "So what can you tell about me?" "You're a word removed" I said. "What makes you say that?" he asked. I said "That's my beer you're drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted November 23, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted November 23, 2022 I met a Dalek in the pub who claimed he was from Devon so I asked him “Whereabouts in Devon are you from mate ?” He replied “EXETER MATE! EXETER MATE!” 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted November 23, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2022 15 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I met a Dalek in the pub who claimed he was from Devon so I asked him “Whereabouts in Devon are you from mate ?” He replied “EXETER MATE! EXETER MATE!” That's awful. I love it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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