Robtaylor200 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Not long come back off my Hols in Spain I try to say Mucha as often as I can in in conversation It means a lot to them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 10 hours ago, Robtaylor200 said: Not long come back off my Hols in Spain I try to say Mucha as often as I can in in conversation It means plethora to them 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 11 hours ago, Robtaylor200 said: Not long come back off my Hols in Spain I try to say plethora as often as I can in in conversation It means mucha to them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Louis Walsh used to manage a boyband, but nowadays he gets tired after just one or two of them. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted May 19, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 19, 2022 Yesterday a bloke in a tractor slowed down next to me and shouted, ‘THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!’ It was Farmer Geddon. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted May 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted May 20, 2022 6 hours ago, mjmooney said: Yesterday a bloke in a tractor slowed down next to me and shouted, ‘THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!’ It was Farmer Geddon. You okay, Mike? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Thursday - Putin has said that he is sorry for every single one of the 20,000 dead Russian Soldiers. But he is consoled that they are all on their way to heaven. Friday - Heaven applies to join NATO. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post rjw63 Posted May 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 25, 2022 "You can tell a lot about a person by the beer they drink" I said to a bloke at the bar. "Really?" he replied. "So what can you tell about me?" "You're a word removed" I said. "What makes you say that?" he asked. I said "That's my beer you're drinking". 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post choffer Posted May 25, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 25, 2022 I watched a documentary on marijuana last night. This is how I will watch all documentaries from now on. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted May 26, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2022 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 59 minutes ago, Mark Albrighton said: Painfully relatable, I’m afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 (edited) They were always crap, maybe not in the right thread This must be before 1903 when they changed their name to Scum Edited May 29, 2022 by Robtaylor200 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rjw63 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Superman is taking an evening stroll past the church when the Minister runs down the steps calling for his help. "Superman, we need your help, a wall has collapsed in the basement, some workmen are trapped!" says the Minister. "No way" said Superman "I'm not going near the crypt tonight". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 A man was watching TV and enjoying a beer. "Don't go" he yelled at the screen. "Do not enter that building. Walk away. Argh, you stupid man!" His wife called from the kitchen "What on earth are you watching?" "Our wedding video". 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 My mate said Why are there luggage shops at the airport. Who carries arm full of clothes and says *** it I will pack them when I get there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 I was in the pub with my mate yesterday and he got talking to a bird about tattoos and I got to drop this masterpiece... My ex girlfriend had a tattoo of Tigger on her bum...I had Pooh on mine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted June 2, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted June 2, 2022 Could have doubled down with the Astronaut gag straight after , chance missed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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