mjmooney Posted June 29, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted June 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: The density of the material would make the plane too heavy to take off. Then it would be even safer. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Then it would be even safer. Not if it runs out of runway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 (edited) 11 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: The density of the material would make the plane too heavy to take off. what about if it had really big engines Edited June 30, 2022 by Robtaylor200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 I said to the woman in B&Q "What's the best thing for greasy ovens" she said "Ammonia cleaner" "Sorry" I said, "I thought you worked here" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 10 hours ago, Genie said: Not if it runs out of runway That's not the worst part. Birmingham to New York gets a bit bumpy when you run out of runway. It's gets a bit wet when you run out of land. But why don't they make submarines and planes out of the same thing? Tourist could take and indestructible plane to the coast and then connect with an indestructible submarine for the next stage. Total safety. Trust me Tom, its a winner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 30, 2022 Moderator Share Posted June 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: That's not the worst part. Birmingham to New York gets a bit bumpy when you run out of runway. It's gets a bit wet when you run out of land. But why don't they make submarines and planes out of the same thing? Tourist could take and indestructible plane to the coast and then connect with an indestructible submarine for the next stage. Total safety. Trust me Tom, its a winner. I dunno I don't trust you in any of this. What is it you do for a living? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 47 minutes ago, BOF said: I dunno I don't trust you in any of this. What is it you do for a living? I preach a little gospel. Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 30, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted June 30, 2022 39 minutes ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: I preach a little gospel. Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good. Romany. Homeless person. Redistributor of property. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 8 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Romany. Homeless person. Redistributor of property. I hear that from the people of the town. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 5 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: I hear that from the people of the town. Have you got Nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 19 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Have you got Nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher? I wasn't expecting that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Just now, Mandy Lifeboats said: I wasn't expecting that. I wonder if anyone else expected that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 4 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: I wonder if anyone else expected that? Doubtful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love? Hole is going to be big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 31 minutes ago, AJ said: What was the last thing Courtney Love said to Kurt Cobain? Hole is going to be big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Follyfoot Posted July 2, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 2, 2022 Have you seen that women’s golf? It’s just like real life, they are shit at driving but really good with an iron 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv? -We got that too. Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks: -Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 11, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted July 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Vive_La_Villa said: Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv? -We got that too. Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks: -Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros. Surely it would be a day off for bad behaviour? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 For some reason we were discussing anti-freeze at work, I recalled a true story where a woman was convicted for slowly feeding her husband anti- freeze, little by little of a long period in his food It had almost sent him blind and death and massive hair loss. But he admitted that he hadn't had a cold since 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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