PaulC Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 I was thinking the other day that this whole Holt episode was reminding me of something way back in the cobwebbed section of what remains of my brain.. I've mulled over it a while and thought..... Hmm Ageing player...... Bulky Centre Forward............ Journeyman.......................Slow............ Sluggish........... Moaning fanbase........................She's got nice t***...oops back on topic........ What'd we buy him for murmurings.......Past it..........Etc .....Etc... Then i thought ...I remember the last time we had all this His name was Peter Withe! Er How old was Withe when he signed for us? 28 but there was an outcry from many villa fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymond Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Manboobs? My eyes are up here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloBarnesi Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 His signing is very similar to what MON did with Chris Sutton. That was a success so you never know. Eh? He scored 1 goal and spent the rest of season injured with an eye injury He won us three points. So yes it was worth it. Success would be an exaggeration, but not a bad move. Of course we then signed Carew and Young in January so it didn’t matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 (edited) Manboobs? My eyes are up here.... He doesn't look fat there to me, he looks like a **** unit. I would NOT want to run into him at full pelt (or be on the receiving end of a cheeky elbow). He probably hasn't got a 6 pack to be fair, but who gives a **** as long as he's fit. Edited January 16, 2014 by dont_do_it_doug. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 I've got a good one guys. Grant Holt is fat. HahaHHAhahaAahahahaha hahahahah ahaha ha 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 When do we think he'll come on against Liverpool? 70-80 minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condimentalist Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 I was thinking the other day that this whole Holt episode was reminding me of something way back in the cobwebbed section of what remains of my brain.. I've mulled over it a while and thought..... Hmm Ageing player...... Bulky Centre Forward............ Journeyman.......................Slow............ Sluggish........... Moaning fanbase........................She's got nice t***...oops back on topic........ What'd we buy him for murmurings.......Past it..........Etc .....Etc... Then i thought ...I remember the last time we had all this His name was Peter Withe! Unfortunately his name was Emile Heskey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRO Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 He'll have to fight for his place...so i can't see him getting in our team until he understands the sophisticated strategy of counter attacking football...could be as much as a couple of months.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaRoy Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 "If Holt can sign for Villa, I've got a chance of joining Real Madrid." Says... Robbie Savage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie09 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 "If Holt can sign for Villa, I've got a chance of joining Real Madrid." Says... Robbie Savage. Savage is a t**t. I couldn't give a flying f*** about his opinion. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 At least we might have more chance of getting a bigger sponsorship deal if he stays beyond his loan. McDonalds and Burger King could well be the name on the shirt next season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_John_10 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 ...yeah, that's better than mine Gareth. I'll just...I'll just be over here if you need me....right over here, in the corner...weeping and eating pies. That guy is a professional athlete once again playing at the top level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Manboobs? My eyes are up here.... He doesn't look fat there to me, he looks like a **** unit. I would NOT want to run into him at full pelt (or be on the receiving end of a cheeky elbow). He probably hasn't got a 6 pack to be fair, but who gives a **** as long as he's fit. Yeah like Heskey ws a ****** unit??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ciggiesnbeer Posted January 17, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 17, 2014 (edited) Jesus. I was against his signing but can we give the negativity a rest? The bloke looks up for it and wants to play his best for our club. Good luck big man. Hope you score. Edited January 17, 2014 by ciggiesnbeer 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 OMG LOL! Grant Holt is so fat guys...look at this picture...OMG LOL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KitKat Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 OMG LOL! Grant Holt is so fat guys...look at this picture...OMG LOL Must not look directly at doughnut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattyp_avfc Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I can see it now.... 1-0 down away to Liverscum.... On comes Big Holt for a tiring Andi Weimann, A sprinting run down the line from Gabby, swinging cross into the box and the ball bounces around the box, comes to Holty and he slams it past Mignolet!!! 5 mins later and after a big kick from Brad Guzan, Holt heads the ball down to Benteke who flicks the ball through the Liverpool defense through to an on-rushing Holt to slip the ball past the keeper and Villa come from behind to beat a bewildered Liverscum!! Please? =) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSV Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Holt is pure muscle. Dont know what you guys are seeing? What fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponky Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Besides Ciaran Clark is wearing a bra in those pics 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briny_ear Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Is that Joe Bennett in a bra as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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