Designer1 Posted November 14, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Vive_La_Villa said: In my job I get asked about the ‘UAT testing’ a lot. Oh yes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-AVFC Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said: I’ve seen it all now. You obiously missed 'Chapter 2 - Always Flush Before Peeking'. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said: In my job I get asked about the ‘UAT testing’ a lot. Yes, same! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said: I’ve seen it all now. At my place there's a laminated chart above the basins on how to wash your hands Edited November 14, 2019 by mottaloo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, choffer said: You're welcome Having the brown and black writing effectivley splash just outside the rim of the spherical white background at the top of the book was a bad idea, I am sure of it. Edited November 14, 2019 by Amsterdam_Neil_D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted November 14, 2019 Moderator Share Posted November 14, 2019 22 hours ago, Xela said: use an adjacent trap I learnt two things from traps. In the Radar section where I used to work, in trap 1, on the left hand wall it said "How Radar works - look Right" and on the right hand wall it said "How Radar works - look left " The other thing I learnt was a poem in a german school bogs. In diesem Hause wohnt ein Geist, der jedem der zu lange scheißt von unten in die Eier beißt. Mir hat er nicht in die Eier gebissen ich hab Ihm auf den Kopf geschschissen. which translates as: In this house there lives a ghost, anyone who sits here pooing to long will be bitten from below in the "eggs". He hasn't bitten me in the "eggs" I have pooed on his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 On 12/11/2019 at 16:35, Sam-AVFC said: A mate had one done and it looks great...most of the time. If you're close in bright sunlight you can see right through it and once it gets wet it completely kills the illusiuon. That kind of reminds me of the Australian bowler Doug 'The Rug' Bollinger. The hot spot cameras spoilt the illusion in his case. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 3 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: Didn't realise they had disabled toilets with multiple stalls in Just wait until we get gender neutral toilets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Sam-AVFC said: I thought the writing on the inside of the cubicle door was the rules? You're telling me I was wrong and didn't actually have to ring those numbers for sex? I don't know why they are called gloryholes. No glory in it at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: I think that's the problem, no one has written it down. There are probably loads of unwritten rules around the world for males, females and maybe even animals. I think there is a book (Or a series in it for you) in it for you, "Setting it Down, Xela Abroad" In a cruel twist of fate I suppose, it is destined to become the ultimate "Toilet Book: The Code". Books? Old hat pal, I might do a podcast on it. How about... 'The Shitting Forecast'? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Shit reporting in local newspapers. I know its the Birmingham Live (Mail) but a vicious attack happened the other day in @Ingram85's neck of the woods. Goes into great detail about the attack but not a single description of the attackers? Surely this would be the most pertinent point if Police are asking for info? Article below https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/kings-heath-high-street-stabbing-17248396 Quote An innocent shopper who was viciously stabbed 'in a three-on-one attack - for no reason and in broad daylight' - has broken his silence as the thugs remain on the run. The 37-year-old, who does not want to be named, has revealed how someone shouted at him "What the f*** are you looking at? I'm going to smash your head in". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 14, 2019 Moderator Share Posted November 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Xela said: Birmingham Live (Mail) Sister paper of the Liverpool Echo. They are nothing more than clickbait shite these days. Journalists need not apply to these publications Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Just now, bickster said: Sister paper of the Liverpool Echo. They are nothing more than clickbait shite these days. Journalists need not apply to these publications Websites are appallingly laid out as well - videos auto playing, screen jumping all over the place and giant adverts taking over the article. David Blunket could design a better one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 14, 2019 Moderator Share Posted November 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Vive_La_Villa said: I’ve seen it all now. Have you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 14, 2019 Moderator Share Posted November 14, 2019 Just now, Xela said: Websites are appallingly laid out as well - videos auto playing, screen jumping all over the place and giant adverts taking over the article. David Blunket could design a better one. I know IT techs that use their websites to deliberately crash computers. (I'm not joking for the sake of clarity) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Peloton bikes. Ooooo, so it’s an exercise bike with a TV stuck on the front? And you get a word removed in Lycra shouting motivational slogans at you on screen. And it’s just £1,999? Sounds like a **** bargain aside from it’s not and I might as well just buy a normal exercise bike and find a free workout video on Youtube. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 14 hours ago, Vive_La_Villa said: In my job I get asked about the ‘UAT testing’ a lot. As a tester this gets mentioned a lot and never fails to raise a smile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 20 hours ago, Xela said: Shit reporting in local newspapers. I know its the Birmingham Live (Mail) but a vicious attack happened the other day in @Ingram85's neck of the woods. Goes into great detail about the attack but not a single description of the attackers? Surely this would be the most pertinent point if Police are asking for info? Article below https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/kings-heath-high-street-stabbing-17248396 Kings Heath is a shit hole. I will never understand how property here commands such high value. It's full of chavs, degenerates, druggies, thieves and asbo's. Its a properly horrible area and next year I'm moving. Moseley is going the same way and that's another area where I'll never understand the glowing reputation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Ingram85 said: Kings Heath is a shit hole. I will never understand how property here commands such high value. It's full of chavs, degenerates, druggies, thieves and asbo's. Its a properly horrible area and next year I'm moving. Moseley is going the same way and that's another area where I'll never understand the glowing reputation. True, I lived in Moseley all my life and every time I go back it's just horrible to see how the yampy people have multiplied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted November 16, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted November 16, 2019 Shed-destroying c-units But I got him!! Maybe this should cheer me up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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