V01 Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 You really will put your penis in anything... 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted November 16, 2017 Moderator Share Posted November 16, 2017 1 hour ago, V01 said: You really will put your penis in anything... I'd imagine the opening on a can of ale to be pretty sharp though. Slice yer bell right off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted November 17, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2017 11 hours ago, NurembergVillan said: I'd imagine the opening on a can of ale to be pretty sharp though. Slice yer bell right off. They don't call it a Danger-W***k for nothing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted November 17, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2017 11 hours ago, NurembergVillan said: I'd imagine the opening on a can of ale to be pretty sharp though. Slice yer bell right off. *Albert Fish likes this.* Don't Google it at work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Adverts to watch Mr Tumble for £96 on my Facebook... I'm looking at you @villarule123 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 17, 2017 Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Chindie said: *Albert Fish likes this.* Don't Google it at work. I just read his whole wiki page. Quite the character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted November 17, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, BOF said: I just read his whole wiki page. Quite the character. I'll certainly never look at a rose the same way again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 17, 2017 Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Chindie said: I'll certainly never look at a rose the same way again. Yeah, that part wasn't in the wiki page, but it's OK, I'm up to speed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Dunno what happened to me to today. I had enough sleep, woke up feeling rather chipper and not at all tired or lethargic. 11am comes and I need to piss so I trundle off to the loo. Zip down, todger out and I wait for the sweet release. A split second before this I look down and realise I'm standing over the bin. I was about to piss in the bloody bin. Managed to rectify myself quick smart before berating myself like the massive mungbean I am. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Going back to @leemond2008's comments, I grew up in Erdington (B24 crew represent!) Without sounding like a snob, it used to a nice place but now I don't recognise the high street now. It looks like a slum. It's always had its rougher areas but the high street was always decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 18, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 18, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) 23 hours ago, Xela said: Going back to @leemond2008's comments, I grew up in Erdington (B24 crew represent!) Without sounding like a snob, it used to a nice place but now I don't recognise the high street now. It looks like a slum. It's always had its rougher areas but the high street was always decent. I can't walk to the cash machine without walking past a homeless person sat outside of "stumpies" @leemond2008. The degradation of the Erdington high street is heartbreaking How on earth did we get to the stage where there are nearly 20 different Polish shops within a 2 mile radius ? Edited November 18, 2017 by Brumerican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Brumerican said: The degradation of the Erdington high street is heartbreaking How on earth did we get to the stage where there are nearly 20 different Polish shops within a 2 mile radius ? I bet there are hundreds of high streets suffering similar fates. Not specifically polish shops, but just looking tired and run down. I'm not sure if its down to economic reasons or people just having less pride in the areas they live in, or a combination of both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Brumerican said: I can't walk to the cash machine without walking past a homeless person sat outside of "stumpies" @leemond2008. The degradation of the Erdington high street is heartbreaking How on earth did we get to the stage where there are nearly 20 different Polish shops within a 2 mile radius ? Yep, its amazing how quickly it has all happened as well, literally in the last 5 or 6 years. The thing that gets me is that each shop is a carbon copy of the others, how many Supermarkets that cater specifically to the Polish community do you need on one road? 1 hour ago, Xela said: I bet there are hundreds of high streets suffering similar fates. Not specifically polish shops, but just looking tired and run down. I'm not sure if its down to economic reasons or people just having less pride in the areas they live in, or a combination of both? Erdington does loads of stuff to try and get the community spirit going, Erd'os are a proud bunch, there are also a **** ton of idiots and bad bastards as well though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 "During this difficult time" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Why are they applauding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 I haven't got the sound on so I can't be sure, but I think the woman had said she got Peter Kay tickets but then the website went down. Then the bloke says it's just a ticketmaster scam to get you to buy the same ticket from their secondary site for 6 times the price. Then she says she prefers Michael Macintyre. Then he hit her. Then someone in the crowd shouted Micky Flanagan is funnier than either of them, and the crowd applauds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 11 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I haven't got the sound on so I can't be sure, but I think the woman had said she got Peter Kay tickets but then the website went down. Then the bloke says it's just a ticketmaster scam to get you to buy the same ticket from their secondary site for 6 times the price. Then she says she prefers Michael Macintyre. Then he hit her. Then someone in the crowd shouted Micky Flanagan is funnier than either of them, and the crowd applauds. I think he wanted an aisle seat and she booked him a seat in the middle of the row. She's also booked it at the NEC and he is worried about parking and the amount of traffic and the time it will take to get back on the M6 afterwards. She's lucky she got away with a light slap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Yeah, that's a good point, she's just thought NEC is closest and not really thought through the whole logistics. It's a cultural minefield, the stadium tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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