Xela Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Sensationalist bullshit in the papers. I read 2 reports on the Brum Mail (I know I know) of the bull that escaped in Solihull. First report stated the bull had 'run amok' in Shirley. The second stated he was 'on the rampage'. What a crock of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 13 minutes ago, Xela said: Sensationalist bullshit in the papers. I read 2 reports on the Brum Mail (I know I know) of the bull that escaped in Solihull. First report stated the bull had 'run amok' in Shirley. The second stated he was 'on the rampage'. What a crock of shit. Done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Just now, Ingram85 said: Done. I was having a dump at work so was looking at their app! p.s I sit to wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 18 minutes ago, Xela said: I was having a dump at work so was looking at their app! p.s I sit to wipe. I don't mean this in a rude way, but do you do any work? You must have mentioned your job on here hundreds of times that I've read, and I'd say a solid 80% of the references I can recall are about you evacuating your bowels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: I don't mean this in a rude way, but do you do any work? You must have mentioned your job on here hundreds of times that I've read, and I'd say a solid 80% of the references I can recall are about you evacuating your bowels! Haha yeah I do actually! I only have one dump a day at work and its about the only free time I get between 8 and 5! The rest of the day is too boring to talk about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Chindie said: Borth - where wild animals go to die. It's really quite good if you like fudge shop's, just to give the conversation some balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 it's starting to get interesting now 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted November 13, 2017 Moderator Share Posted November 13, 2017 54 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: I don't mean this in a rude way, but do you do any work? You must have mentioned your job on here hundreds of times that I've read, and I'd say a solid 80% of the references I can recall are about you evacuating your bowels! This reminds me of one of my mates. I know he only gets phone signal at work in the loo for some odd reason. Therefore whenever he texts me during work I know he is having a shit. Not a mental picture you want really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Ingram85 said: Shot through the cornea apparently This pair of Creepy words removed were the 2 most healthiest people to ever appear on the show (Bullseye) in it's entirety I heard. I bet there are NO ex-contestants from that show alive now, no way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted November 13, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: It's really quite good if you like fudge shop's, just to give the conversation some balance. I don't really remember any fudge shops there. I've not been in a very long time but I spent an awful lot of my childhood around Borth and Aber. There was a chippy and a gift shop called It's a Gift though. They weren't interesting either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Chindie said: I don't really remember any fudge shops there. I've not been in a very long time but I spent an awful lot of my childhood around Borth and Aber. There was a chippy and a gift shop called It's a Gift though. They weren't interesting either. I didn't say there were any there though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: There was a chippy and a gift shop called It's a Gift though. Was the Chippy called "The Chippy" by any chance ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 (edited) I've worked away in borth before. I ended up shacking up with some runaway bird from West Bromwich way. I remember the first night I met her in the pub and ended up staying at hers. I was about to give her one and she ended up crying. Obviously I asked what's up, and she said her uncle used to abuse her. It's fair to say that put me off just a bit. We got there in the end though, although obviously not that night. We always used to go to that night club in aber called the pier. Can't remember how many times I got kicked out of there over a 6 month period of going down there. I remember watching us getting beat by blues 3.0 in there in the first second City Derby in the prem. good times. Edited November 13, 2017 by Rugeley Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted November 13, 2017 Moderator Share Posted November 13, 2017 2 hours ago, TrentVilla said: This reminds me of one of my mates. I know he only gets phone signal at work in the loo for some odd reason. Therefore whenever he texts me during work I know he is having a shit. Not a mental picture you want really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 I don't remember Borth ever having any fudge shops...and I spent nearly 20 years going there. I remember a massive Spar on the junction. This small conversation has made me all nostalgic about Ynyslas dunes and strange beach with tree stumps (or stones???). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 York house B&B in borth was superb. The woman who ran it called Rona was very welcoming. The food was great too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raver50032 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: York house B&B in borth was superb. The woman who ran it called Rona was very welcoming. The food was great too. 'Welcoming' conjures all sorts of different interpretations, at least in my mind anyway... Can you clarify your version of 'welcoming' please? Particularly in the context of the West Bromwich lady you encountered thereabouts... I put it to you sir, that you have the 'gift' and for some inexplicable reason, the female of the species just cannot help themselves in your company... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Raver50032 said: 'Welcoming' conjures all sorts of different interpretations, at least in my mind anyway... Can you clarify your version of 'welcoming' please? Particularly in the context of the West Bromwich lady you encountered thereabouts... I put it to you sir, that you have the 'gift' and for some inexplicable reason, the female of the species just cannot help themselves in your company... Welcoming not in a sexual way, but in a way that filled our belly with nice hot food compared to the other B&B we stayed in, it was like a 5 star hotel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 My wife thinking that I'd be grateful for jumping out of a plane. I managed to get out of her this surprise that she was on about doing for me. She wanted to have it as an xmas present for me. Anyway, she knows now what I think of the idea. Yes, I'd be shitting myself, but most of all I have no interest whatsoever in doing that type of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted November 14, 2017 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted November 14, 2017 41 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: My wife thinking that I'd be grateful for jumping out of a plane. I managed to get out of her this surprise that she was on about doing for me. She wanted to have it as an xmas present for me. Anyway, she knows now what I think of the idea. Yes, I'd be shitting myself, but most of all I have no interest whatsoever in doing that type of thing. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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