Popular Post Paddywhack Posted September 7, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2017 Just now, Rob182 said: You missed out the funniest part of this anecdote. Go on, tell everyone the South Korean girl's name.. Oh yeah, I don't know how it's spelt, but her name's minge. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 7, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 7, 2017 Is it Ho-Lee Fooq? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 7, 2017 Moderator Share Posted September 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: A lass I know knows a South Korean lass who is coming over to the UK for a weeks at the end of this month. She wants to go to a football match whilst she's here and she's in the midlands for a few days from 1st October, so the lass I know asked me to look at the Villa fixtures for her. I said "Ah, we're playing Bolton at home on 30th September". She said "and what about the day after, are they at home on the 1st October?" It really shouldn't have pissed me off, she doesn't like or know about football, but it pissed me off. I had to restrain myself from saying "what the...OF COURSE NOT, WHAT ARE YOU ON ABO...HOW COULD THEY PL....WHAT!?" The correct response was "yes they actually play home and away on the 1st so she's in luck" followed by a Bunk. Spoiler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Oh yeah, I don't know how it's spelt, but her name's minge. You don't know how it's spelt, or how it's pronounced? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 15 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: You don't know how it's spelt, or how it's pronounced? Spelt. They call her minge and sometimes mingey, but I guess as it's Korean it wouldn't have an English spelling. I have no idea what I'm talking about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Spelt. They call her minge and sometimes mingey, but I guess as it's Korean it wouldn't have an English spelling. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Korean words don't end in that consonant sound (the one at the end of 'judge' and 'minge') so I'm guessing her name is Min-je or Min-jee in our alphabet. Edited September 7, 2017 by HanoiVillan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Oh yeah, I don't know how it's spelt, but her name's minge. The merciless? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 7, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 7, 2017 1 hour ago, wazzap24 said: The merciless? That's spelled 'Menzies'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 7 hours ago, Paddywhack said: A lass I know knows a South Korean lass who is coming over to the UK for a weeks at the end of this month. She wants to go to a football match whilst she's here and she's in the midlands for a few days from 1st October, so the lass I know asked me to look at the Villa fixtures for her. I said "Ah, we're playing Bolton at home on 30th September". She said "and what about the day after, are they at home on the 1st October?" It really shouldn't have pissed me off, she doesn't like or know about football, but it pissed me off. I had to restrain myself from saying "what the...OF COURSE NOT, WHAT ARE YOU ON ABO...HOW COULD THEY PL....WHAT!?" A South Korean lass? In Brum? Looking for things to do? With my reputation? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Just now, Xela said: A South Korean lass? In Brum? Looking for things to do? With my reputation? My friends told me that like many of the people they met over there, minge is waiting until marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 6 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Is it Ho-Lee Fooq? Why can't radio be like this nowadays! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 9, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2017 The number of people who put multiple Facebook comments, each correcting a typo or incorrect predictive text from the one before, along with exasperated apologies. You can edit your own comments, ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted September 9, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 9, 2017 My stepson and his tattooed missus taking their 3 dogs to the vets (no idea what for, don't care) and posting it on Facebook with the comment #worriedparents. **** bellend. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Now I love pets, think they're great and in fact one of my parent's cats had to be put down last week and I was sad of course, but people who treat pets like they're their children definitely pisses me off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 15 minutes ago, rjw63 said: My stepson and his tattooed missus taking their 3 dogs to the vets (no idea what for, don't care) and posting it on Facebook with the comment #worriedparents. **** bellend. Are you worried though ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 23 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: Are you worried though ? I'm only worried that I can't manage nookie 7 nights a week any more, getting old 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 58 minutes ago, rjw63 said: I'm only worried that I can't manage nookie 7 nights a week any more, getting old Eh ?!? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 My wife talks to our dog and refers to me as its dad. I hate this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 40 minutes ago, Seat68 said: My wife talks to our dog and refers to me as its dad. I hate this. My mother in law often refers to my father in law as their dogs Dad... I find it really weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 9, 2017 Moderator Share Posted September 9, 2017 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: Eh ?!? I'm sure even @rjw63 doesn't go in for anal fisting every night 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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