sharkyvilla Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 I don't belong to a gym but I always wear a baseball cap when I'm doing exercise. I even call it my 'activity hat'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Are Audi drivers the new BMW drivers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 28 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: I don't belong to a gym but I always wear a baseball cap when I'm doing exercise. I even call it my 'activity hat'. There will be a special wall for you come the revolution 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted April 5, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) I know I've mentioned it multiple times but the Xela office toilet chronicles continues. I don't know what the **** people do in my office or whether a local zoo uses our toilets. 9:30am, go for a piss in the cubicle (as there was someone at the urinal) and there are skids marks on the pan.. not the back, but the front! Wha the actual hell. Dirty bastards. When I finally need a dump I always try for the 'honeymoon suite' aka the disabled crapper a floor down. I'm in there enjoying reading VT on my phone (and getting annoyed that people are complaining about not winning in a sexy enough way) and I hear a voice outside... obviously someone on his phone. I know who it is from the accent and he keeps rattling the door despite it being obviously engaged. I stay silent hoping the turd burglar would piss off... it goes silent for a bit and then the door handle starts rattling again. Cue a verbal volley from me that would make an Irish navvy blush. I think I managed to squeeze 5 f-bombs into one sentence. It's a stressful experience trying to have a dump in my office. Edited April 5, 2017 by Xela 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 On 4/3/2017 at 15:53, HanoiVillan said: Doubtless one of those cretins will be a future Prime Minister I wonder what the odds for this are in the UK at the moment ? 16-1. Nothing would surprise me these days. Few years time headline in the Mail will be "Now they sit side by side on the front bench as oppose to behind each other like in the boat thing they all did together, who would have thought it, it's a funny old world" ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 58 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: I don't belong to a gym but I always wear a baseball cap when I'm doing exercise. I even call it my 'activity hat'. 29 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: There will be a special wall for you come the revolution I think that's enough to get on the BAU's wall and if, "I even call it my 'activity hat'." was present in any file it would be highlighted in yellow with comments in the margin and possibly underlined with a red pen but they hold the file in a way so you can't read it, even if you lean over a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 5, 2017 Moderator Share Posted April 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Xela said: Are Audi drivers the new BMW drivers? For a few years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) I'd say the word removed ratio is still higher with BMW drivers (pretty much 1:1 in fact) than Audis. I know some good people who drive Audis just because they're nice cars. I haven't ruled out getting one when I change my car. But the amount of superficial, wannabe-bling clearings in the woods driving them to look rich and impress people is increasing all the time. They're a definite second in my imaginary 'cars that you need to keep an eye on because they're probably driven by a word removed' list. Edited April 5, 2017 by JB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Young chav, gangsta or innit lads in mercs are up there. Twunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 When I run I always wear a Chemikal Underground records woolly hat. Its not quite a cap but similarly pointless. Delgados innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 6, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2017 13 hours ago, BOF said: One of the most powerful things you can do nowadays is start to video whatever is happening (I mean outside of a car situation). It instantly puts manners on whoever is in the wrong. It's amazing watching people changing tune immediately. Way to get your phone smashed, I'd have thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 41 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Way to get your phone smashed, I'd have thought... Nah people won't dare. They've then committed a crime and it won't delete the video so you've got proof of it being smashed to show the rozzers. There's the potential for someone to just grab it and run off with it but again if they fail you've got proof of the attempt. All of the possibilities are too much for an angry person to process quickly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 52 minutes ago, darrenm said: Nah people won't dare. They've then committed a crime and it won't delete the video so you've got proof of it being smashed to show the rozzers. There's the potential for someone to just grab it and run off with it but again if they fail you've got proof of the attempt. All of the possibilities are too much for an angry person to process quickly. Have the angry people in your past logically processed decisions and weighed up evidence before committing to a course of action? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted April 6, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2017 Some daft bint of Facebook asking for "Bucket list ideas". What the actual ****? If you can't think of your own ideas don't **** bother. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 7 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Some daft bint of Facebook asking for "Bucket list ideas". What the actual ****? If you can't think of your own ideas don't **** bother. Hyacinth sick and spade mop and wooden elevator 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 What's an elevator bucket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted April 6, 2017 Moderator Share Posted April 6, 2017 15 hours ago, Xela said: Are Audi drivers the new BMW drivers? That's been the case for about 5 years hasn't it? Four rings on the grille, and one hoop in the driver's seat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 6, 2017 Moderator Share Posted April 6, 2017 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: Way to get your phone smashed, I'd have thought... What Darren said basically. They don't tend to compound what they're doing with something worse. Obviously use judgement if you're witnessing a murder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 When a woman has a nice shaved clunge, but her bumhole looks like Gandalf's beard 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, rjw63 said: When a woman has a nice shaved clunge, but her bumhole looks like Gandalf's beard What's up with you, are you a man or a mouse. i find sexy women with hair down below a turn on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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