bickster Posted December 7, 2021 Moderator Share Posted December 7, 2021 Do geese shit when they fly? Our house is on a major geese flightpath, never any shit falling from the sky. If I wash my car, seagulls and pigeons will shit on it in seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted December 7, 2021 Moderator Share Posted December 7, 2021 1 minute ago, bickster said: Do geese shit when they fly? Our house is on a major geese flightpath, never any shit falling from the sky. If I wash my car, seagulls and pigeons will shit on it in seconds Mine too. Birds being smart, dump excess weight pretty much on take off, so the gooses that fly over our houses did their pooses well before, but the gulls and pigeons take off from trees and roofses in the immediate vicinity. Thus they drop pooses on your car. Science, see 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 7, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 7, 2021 I see Bradford Bulls rugby league club have a women's team. So why aren't they called the Bradford Cows? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 On 06/12/2021 at 19:43, Mandy Lifeboats said: Has the increase in hand washing and hand sanitising reduced the urine traces in pub peanuts? Yeah and they taste all the worse for it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted December 7, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 7, 2021 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: I see Bradford Bulls rugby league club have a women's team. So why aren't they called the Bradford Cows? Excellent point. You should submit that suggestion. And then run as fast as you can. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted December 9, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2021 "We used to leave our doors unlocked around here" Was it because? 1: Things were fundamentally safer and society wasn't criminal and violent 2. The Krays wouldn't hurt their own and somehow you had protection in your neighborhood 3. Nothing to steal from your shit-hole, working class house so why would anyone bother? 4. Actually, society is pretty safe/benign and the scary stories are just told for various different reasons Now reading between the lines and having not been the victim of a serious crime in the last decade my post seems to prejudices #4 - but would love input form my fellow VT'ers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 19 minutes ago, TheAuthority said: "We used to leave our doors unlocked around here" Was it because? 1: Things were fundamentally safer and society wasn't criminal and violent 2. The Krays wouldn't hurt their own and somehow you had protection in your neighborhood 3. Nothing to steal from your shit-hole, working class house so why would anyone bother? 4. Actually, society is pretty safe/benign and the scary stories are just told for various different reasons Now reading between the lines and having not been the victim of a serious crime in the last decade my post seems to prejudices #4 - but would love input form my fellow VT'ers. When I was a kid a local ne'er do well broke into our house and stole a few things. He later apologised to my dad in a pub. My dad obviously was a gentle soul and accepted his apology, later that evening to show no hard feelings my father headbutted him and pummeled the shit out of him. To answer the question, what I suppose made us a target was that we were early adopters of the video recorder and therefore option 3. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 9, 2021 Moderator Share Posted December 9, 2021 56 minutes ago, TheAuthority said: "We used to leave our doors unlocked around here" Was it because? 1: Things were fundamentally safer and society wasn't criminal and violent 2. The Krays wouldn't hurt their own and somehow you had protection in your neighborhood 3. Nothing to steal from your shit-hole, working class house so why would anyone bother? 4. Actually, society is pretty safe/benign and the scary stories are just told for various different reasons Now reading between the lines and having not been the victim of a serious crime in the last decade my post seems to prejudices #4 - but would love input form my fellow VT'ers. Its because the wind would blow the sodding thing open if it wasnt locked This is a reflection on the wind outside our house not the door. If you drew a straight line from our front door, the first land you'd hit would either be the Isle of Man or Greenland. There's a close opposite our house, it has a gap in the houses, the close further funnels the wind, right at our house. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 9, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2021 1 hour ago, TheAuthority said: "We used to leave our doors unlocked around here" Was it because? 1: Things were fundamentally safer and society wasn't criminal and violent 2. The Krays wouldn't hurt their own and somehow you had protection in your neighborhood 3. Nothing to steal from your shit-hole, working class house so why would anyone bother? 4. Actually, society is pretty safe/benign and the scary stories are just told for various different reasons Now reading between the lines and having not been the victim of a serious crime in the last decade my post seems to prejudices #4 - but would love input form my fellow VT'ers. I'd argue that there are still plenty of those communities where you could leave your doors unlocked. The difference is communities change. As cities grow populations move outwards. In general the inner city areas are the poorest (and usually have most crime) and as you move outwards areas get more affluent and "better". But as cities grow those areas more towards the centre get larger and swallow up communities slightly further out. So is society more criminal and violent? Probably not. Is the community where someone is saying your quote more criminal and violent? Quite possibly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 On 04/12/2021 at 19:49, sidcow said: Why are there multiple national chains of Burger restaurants, but not a single one for Hot Dogs? I'd love a quality hot dog restaurant chain, I'd probably prefer it to burgers. Maybe the difficulty to cook them quickly? As an aside who remembers all the American style hot dog vendors that used to have stands in Brum years ago? there's herman ze german in grand central but they're obviously not american style hot dogs you would think that it would be a good business due to the sausage and the bun being cheap, i've thought before about a subway style set up, not messing about with 7 types of bread but the toppings, you pick your size then there are various toppings in bain maries so you can do hot and cold and then the sauces, £1 for a small dog, £2 for a big, £1 for warm toppings, 50p for cold something like that, people wouldnt stop at one ikea is the only real place ive seen anything like that but you do the toppings yourself id also love to visit these guys JAPADOG - Menu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 1 hour ago, TheAuthority said: "We used to leave our doors unlocked around here" Was it because? 1: Things were fundamentally safer and society wasn't criminal and violent 2. The Krays wouldn't hurt their own and somehow you had protection in your neighborhood 3. Nothing to steal from your shit-hole, working class house so why would anyone bother? 4. Actually, society is pretty safe/benign and the scary stories are just told for various different reasons Now reading between the lines and having not been the victim of a serious crime in the last decade my post seems to prejudices #4 - but would love input form my fellow VT'ers. because construction in general moved on to yale locks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 35 minutes ago, villa4europe said: herman ze german Don’t know if they went bust but the couple in London I often walk past are shut and have been for some time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 I grew up in Erdington... there was never any doors left unlocked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mandy Lifeboats Posted December 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 9, 2021 I grew up in Wolverhampton........there were never any doors left. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 9, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2021 You had doors? Luxury. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted December 9, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, mjmooney said: You had doors? Luxury. Well, when I say doors, they were actually just bits of scrap paper covering gaps in the grass thatch and attached on one side with celo tape. But they were doors to us. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 9, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, il_serpente said: Well, when I say doors, they were actually just bits of scrap paper covering gaps in the grass thatch and attached on one side with celo tape. But they were doors to us. ...is the right answer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 9, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, il_serpente said: Well, when I say doors, they were actually just bits of scrap paper covering gaps in the grass thatch and attached on one side with celo tape. But they were doors to us. Bits of scrap paper? Luxury, I used to DREAM of bits of scrap paper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Why the **** my missus keeps leaving the heating on for the dogs whilst out, and also why she thinks they like listening to classical or radio 2 on the Alexa, again whilst nobody is in the house. Truly baffling . 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 56 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Why the **** my missus keeps leaving the heating on for the dogs whilst out, and also why she thinks they like listening to classical or radio 2 on the Alexa, again whilst nobody is in the house. Truly baffling . I dont know if this answers your question but our cat feels the cold and quite often she is cold when the Mrs and I are not,so we bought a small 1 bar heater especially for her.Now when she is cold and we are not.We place her heater at the end of the hall so she can be warm on days/nights when we are allright. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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